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1. Buy Cuba.
2. Retire 3. Not Die |
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Gramps 4x's
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny
Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana
Posts: 8,774
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That should keep me busy until the day I die.
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Pay all my bills... buy my wife a Dodge Charger, buy a Rolls Royce Phantom drophead Coupe, buy a nice house, and then deposit the rest around the world in interest bearing accounts.
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Oh I though of a couple more. I want my hip joints replaced with ball barrings, an air ride suspension to replace the disks in my back, and a by pass valve installed before my stomach, so I can decide what my body will digest and if I decide to fill up on McRibs sandwiches or a pound of foie gras I wouldn't have to worry, about buying new pants every 2 weeks
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Just Bored Really...
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Buy my way into the white house and fire everyone.
Buy the Budweiser factory and shut it down. Build a log cabin manson in Colorado and shoot anything that comes within half a mile of my cabin. Fly all of CA to said cabin where I will have Carlos Fuente and his rolling team making footballs for everyone. OH! Almost forgot, buy a buffalo and name it skittles...Why? Because I can dammit!
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1. Buy Scott (MajorCaptSilly) some stuff.
2. Pay off all my family's debt. 3. Buy a winter home in the South and a summer home in Chicagoland. 4. Get season tickets for the Blackhawks. 5. Throw the biggest herf imaginable for the Inmates here...on a monthly basis.
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95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
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Are you an inmate here? Feel free to answer in the Banter forum so we don't clog this one up.
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Feeling at Home
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Just plain insane!
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#1 Give 1/2 of whatever I won to the church I go to and the Florida Baptist Children's Home.
#2 Buy all of the farm back that I grew up on. #3 Buy a herd of pure bred limousine cattle that would cover the top 3 bloodlines. #4 Have a monthly herf for all the inmates that would rival the Shack herf. #5 Work until they day I day enjoying what I do now. |
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Still Watching My Back
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After I help church, family, friends, and do all the usual
#1 quit work, not cause I don't like it but I just wouldn't have time for it #2 Finish my house before I am 40 #3 buy a Barret .50 BMG #4 build a tall fence #5 buy CAT equipment just to tear up my yard and put it back, you know bull dozers and stuff #6 Try to stay common and not forget. |
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Patriot
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1. Give a cut to my parents and sister
2. Donate some to charity 3. Buy one of every Ferrari ever made 3. Buy every watch over 40 grand 4. Build a walk in humidor stocked with CCs 5. Buy every Civil War book made 6. Buy tons of Civil War relics 7. Go to Vegas, throw down a mill on Red then hit the strip clubs and make it rain like Pac Man Jones all while drinking Crystal from the bottle.
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Author of eath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.
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Pay off my debt, but myself a moderate sized house on a decent amount of land (read 3000sqf on 5-10 acres), put enough away to pay all my major expenses for life, and donate the rest to someplace.
Then I'd continue working part time or at whatever job I really enjoy.
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Mila smoked my cigar
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I would probably blow all the money on cigars, hookers & booze.
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