You've got to be kidding.....

macpappy · 03-24-2009, 06:01 AM

I filed this under "You've got to be kidding me!"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/...h_suspension_3

Footbag · 03-24-2009, 06:14 AM

Pretty crazy. From the kids perspective, if you have to fart, come up with a good joke about it. Otherwise, they'll be laughing at you and not with you.

md4958 · 03-24-2009, 06:14 AM

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself!

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters

Don Fernando · 03-24-2009, 06:15 AM

I think it was Kevin aka Ucubed.

dunng · 03-24-2009, 06:19 AM

taltos · 03-24-2009, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself!

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters

That kid sounds too dumb to even play for Florida State even if they cooked his grades. If I could have gotten suspended/arrested for farting, I would still be walking to school or still be in jail.

Seanohue · 03-24-2009, 07:24 AM

I was famous for this sort of thing in 5th grade

pnoon · 03-24-2009, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself!

I wonder if hes a relative of Peters

pnoon · 03-24-2009, 08:45 AM

Suspended for farting (causing a disturbance) on a school bus?!?!?!?!?!?

And people say California is phukked up?

Like taltos, I'd still be walking or jailed.

King James · 03-24-2009, 08:47 AM

wow.

taltos · 03-24-2009, 09:04 AM

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.

BigFrank · 03-24-2009, 06:45 PM

lol thats funny and sad at the same time...

if my job followed that policy I would most likely be unemployed.

WildBlueSooner · 03-24-2009, 06:58 PM

I laughed my ass off....at first. That is pretty disturbing!

ucla695 · 03-24-2009, 07:02 PM

Wow, that must have been one heck of a fart to get suspended for it. Maybe he should have put a little backspin on it.

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources.

Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.

I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or

WildBlueSooner · 03-24-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

: Just connect a hose from your rear to the car's intake manifold.

I could tell you all a nickname from an incident I had in grade school but then I would have to kill you all or kill myself or

Did you shart yourself in class?

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Did you shart yourself in class?

Fortunately no. Sounded like it though.

taltos · 03-24-2009, 07:55 PM

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

CBI_2 · 03-24-2009, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

03-24-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon.

03-24-2009, 06:01 AM	#1
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	You've got to be kidding..... I filed this under "You've got to be kidding me!" http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090324/...h_suspension_3 __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

03-24-2009, 06:14 AM	#2
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... Pretty crazy. From the kids perspective, if you have to fart, come up with a good joke about it. Otherwise, they'll be laughing at you and not with you.

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md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... WOW!!! a 15 year old 8th Grader??? Hes wont have to worry about taking the bus soon, hes almost old enough to drive himself! I wonder if hes a relative of Peters __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

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03-24-2009, 07:24 AM	#7
Seanohue Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Posts: 277 Trading: (7)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... I was famous for this sort of thing in 5th grade

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pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... Suspended for farting (causing a disturbance) on a school bus?!?!?!?!?!? And people say California is phukked up? Like taltos, I'd still be walking or jailed. __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

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King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... wow. __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

03-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#11
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... This thread has inspired me. I remember the "feel good" junk from the '90's like Hands Across America. I wonder if we could get Taco Bell or Hormel Chili to sponsor Farts Across America and show the world that we are working on alternative energy sources. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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BigFrank 5 3 1 Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Gym or Sofa. Posts: 1,896 Trading: (25)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... lol thats funny and sad at the same time... if my job followed that policy I would most likely be unemployed. __________________ " Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. "

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WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... I laughed my ass off....at first. That is pretty disturbing! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

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ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... Wow, that must have been one heck of a fart to get suspended for it. Maybe he should have put a little backspin on it.

03-24-2009, 07:55 PM	#18
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: You've got to be kidding..... I used to get a good case of the farts during a wrestling match. Great offensive and defensive weapon. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

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