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Old 01-13-2014, 12:54 PM   #1
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Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man: "I don't really give a **** what you think."
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:26 PM   #3
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:35 PM   #4
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Hey, I resemble that!
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Old 01-13-2014, 03:24 PM   #5
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I don't get it.

Wait.

Oh, so that's my problem.....

Dang. Good thing I like retirement.
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Old 01-13-2014, 03:32 PM   #6
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:06 PM   #7
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:19 PM   #8
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Did you steal that from my biography?


it's entitled "how I learned to hate people so get the F*ck outta my way and don't ever F*cking touch me!"

it's a heart warming tale of redemption
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:12 PM   #10
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:51 PM   #11
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The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
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Oh, "hired".
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:06 PM   #13
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The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
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The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
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Well, I don't give a **** what you think.



Getting old and forgetful sure sucks.
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