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Blueface 01-13-2014 12:54 PM

Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Old Man: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Old Man: "I don't really give a **** what you think."

equetefue 01-13-2014 01:14 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
hahahaahahahahaha

:r:r:r

kelmac07 01-13-2014 01:26 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
:r :r :r

icehog3 01-13-2014 01:35 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Hey, I resemble that! :D

Ashcan Bill 01-13-2014 03:24 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
I don't get it.

Wait.

Oh, so that's my problem.....

Dang. Good thing I like retirement. ;)

Steve 01-13-2014 03:32 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
I resemble this...

G G 01-13-2014 04:06 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
yeppers

bruceolee 01-13-2014 04:19 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Did you steal that from my biography? ;)


it's entitled "how I learned to hate people so get the F*ck outta my way and don't ever F*cking touch me!"

it's a heart warming tale of redemption :D

big_jaygee 01-13-2014 04:25 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
:r :r :r

CigarNut 01-13-2014 06:12 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
:r :r

smokin5 01-13-2014 07:51 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
FOG Brainfartx2!! :ss

8zeros 01-14-2014 10:53 AM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Oh, "hired".
:D

Steve 01-14-2014 01:06 PM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5 (Post 1923049)
The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
FOG Brainfartx2!! :ss

I thought this looked familiar... :D

Blueface 01-15-2014 08:04 AM

Re: Why Old Men Don't Get Hired
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5 (Post 1923049)
The funniest thing is that you already posted this one, Bro!
FOG Brainfartx2!! :ss

Well, I don't give a **** what you think.

:r:r:r

Getting old and forgetful sure sucks.


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