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|  06-12-2012, 06:41 AM | #1 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Hay 
			
			A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water." Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!" "Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay." 
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|  06-12-2012, 07:32 AM | #3 | 
| WOOOHOOO   |  Re: Hay 
			
			I say you should go on tour!!
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|  06-12-2012, 09:05 AM | #5 | 
| C.I.A   |  Re: Hay 
			
			"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." I thought this was going a different direction......  sorry 
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|  06-12-2012, 09:18 AM | #7 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: Hay   sick minds gentlemen...sick   
				__________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide | 
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