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Steve 06-12-2012 06:41 AM

Hay
 
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man.

"My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said.

"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."

Ogre 06-12-2012 06:50 AM

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Steve, DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!!!!!!!

WittyUserName 06-12-2012 07:32 AM

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I say you should go on tour!!

kelmac07 06-12-2012 07:32 AM

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:r :r :r

Remo 06-12-2012 09:05 AM

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"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction......:lr sorry

Ciro 06-12-2012 09:09 AM

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[quote=Remo_5_0;1654312]"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction......:lr sorry[

As did I, :lr:lr

Steve 06-12-2012 09:18 AM

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:lr:lr sick minds gentlemen...sick :D


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