WTF is wrong with people?

[oldforge]

It could be a coincidence, but I have never had anyone complain about my cigar while I had my ferocious dog by my side.

Get one--and don't go outside without him.

[bobarian]

And...
and...
and then...

Oh yeah, sadly CFO's are no longer available.

[cigarmonkel]

Originally Posted by bobarian

And...
and...
and then...

Oh yeah, sadly CFO's are no longer available.

WHAT!? since when!?

[bobarian]

Originally Posted by cigarmonkel

WHAT!? since when!?

Website has been dead for about a year. LMK if you need some.

[gorob23]

Originally Posted by galaga

Never had someone actually take a cigar out of my mouth.

Your kidding Mr. nee does it to me all the time. The laugh and throws them away

Rob

[loki]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Dustin is wise.

Reality: If I saw a "man" punch a woman in the face because she grabbed his cigar, that "man" would possibly be taking a detour to the hospital on his way to jail.

speaking of over the top...Hope this never comes back to bite you if you're called to testify in a domestic abuse case tom.

Internets not private. we all have to be careful what we say

[AD720]

I missed this whole thread today. Just wow, wow. Speechless. I'm not sure what I would have done, likely just stood there with my mouth open in shock for a minute.

[Montano]

Oh my !!

[Cigarcop]

Hmmmm.....don't take this the wrong way but I'm raising the BS flag on this one..sorry

[Starscream]

Been said multiple times, but I would have sprayed the lady down with my hose. It's not the right thing to do, but I would have done it anyways.

[warren G.]

[Smokin Gator]

I'm glad you had some restraint in Texass.

Were I live many people carry. You come into a person's space uninvited you get shot no questions asked.

My invisible friends think some of you are nuts.

But I'm still sure if I had my hose out "watering the trees" and a person grabbed a cigar out of my mouth they would get sprinkled.

[GTCanuk]

Originally Posted by gijoey959

Yep, she's been charged needless to say, I lol'd

There is justice in this world

[DBall]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I would have gone back into the house and found a small kitchen knife. I would have knocked her down, and slowly sawed off her head right in front of her young child. Then I would have forced the child to drink the blood out of her mother's severed head. Next, I would have the child sent to a shoddy orphanage where she would live the rest of her childhood remembering how rudely her mother acted. Finally, I would have filled the woman's severed head full of diesel fuel, and used it as a molotov cocktail to burn down her house, with her husband and dogs sleeping inside. Yeah. That would teach her.

Tom... I'm glad you have a sense of humor... reading this made me uncontrollably laugh out loud at my desk at work... I needed that, so thanks!

Joey, I think you handled it great and I'm glad to see that things worked out well for you in the end.

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by loki

speaking of over the top...Hope this never comes back to bite you if you're called to testify in a domestic abuse case tom.

Internets not private. we all have to be careful what we say

I am less concerned with that, than if I am ever charged with decapitating a woman and drinking the blood from her skull....now they can say it was premeditated.

[yourchoice]

Originally Posted by DBall

Tom... I'm glad you have a sense of humor... reading this made me uncontrollably laugh out loud at my desk at work... I needed that, so thanks!

Very funny.

Tom if you need a partner in crime, I can help

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox

Tom if you need a partner in crime, I can help

Herf partner in crime, perhaps, Nate?

Originally Posted by icehog3

Herf partner in crime, perhaps, Nate?

You know it Maybe this January. I have time off of college, and I'll be in downtown Chicago for a bachelors party.