The world's shortest fairytale!

Tim D. · 01-26-2009, 12:28 PM

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

MedicCook · 01-26-2009, 01:20 PM

This makes me smile everytime I see it.

SeanGAR · 01-26-2009, 01:26 PM

Married men don't live longer, It ONLY SEEMS LONGER

I keed I keed

ucla695 · 01-26-2009, 01:27 PM

Nick · 01-26-2009, 01:28 PM

You guys are making me think I should never get married.

MedicCook · 01-26-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick

You guys are making me think I should never get married.

DING DING. My outlook is jaded though.

white_s2k · 01-26-2009, 01:34 PM

LOL
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01-26-2009, 01:38 PM

Tried it once!

I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it!

MedicCook · 01-26-2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it!

01-26-2009, 12:28 PM	#1
Tim D. Still a gorilla at heart Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Maryland Posts: 47 Trading: (2)	The world's shortest fairytale! Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “No!” And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

01-26-2009, 01:20 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The world's shortest fairytale! This makes me smile everytime I see it.

01-26-2009, 01:26 PM	#3
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: The world's shortest fairytale! Married men don't live longer, It ONLY SEEMS LONGER I keed I keed

01-26-2009, 01:27 PM	#4
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: The world's shortest fairytale!

01-26-2009, 01:28 PM	#5
Nick Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: That's confidential Location: Cali Posts: 623 Trading: (4)	Re: The world's shortest fairytale! You guys are making me think I should never get married.

01-26-2009, 01:34 PM	#7
white_s2k The Dude Abides Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Josh Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,052 Trading: (20)	Re: The world's shortest fairytale! LOL Posted via Mobile Device

01-26-2009, 01:38 PM	#8
Brock Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The world's shortest fairytale! Tried it once! I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it!