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Tim D. 01-26-2009 12:28 PM

The world's shortest fairytale!
 
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

MedicCook 01-26-2009 01:20 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
This makes me smile everytime I see it.

SeanGAR 01-26-2009 01:26 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
Married men don't live longer, It ONLY SEEMS LONGER

I keed I keed

ucla695 01-26-2009 01:27 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
:r :r :r

Nick 01-26-2009 01:28 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
You guys are making me think I should never get married.

MedicCook 01-26-2009 01:30 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 192724)
You guys are making me think I should never get married.

DING DING. My outlook is jaded though.

white_s2k 01-26-2009 01:34 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
LOL
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Brock 01-26-2009 01:38 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
:hn

Tried it once!

I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it! :r:r:r:r

MedicCook 01-26-2009 01:40 PM

Re: The world's shortest fairytale!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 192770)
I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it! :r:r:r:r

:r


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