Telling the truth...

Steve · 09-29-2015, 05:21 AM

A job seeker filling out an application came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

The applicant wrote: "No."

The next question was intended for those who had answered in the affirmative: "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Porch Dweller · 09-29-2015, 06:17 AM

smokin5 · 09-30-2015, 09:19 AM

Reminds me of a job application I had to fill out for a line cook position.
Question was "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?"
I wrote "No."
Next question was "Explain."
I wrote "Good lawyer."

They hired me because I was a f**kin funny guy.

Dave128 · 09-30-2015, 10:17 AM

LOL!

CigarNut · 10-02-2015, 08:02 AM

09-29-2015, 05:21 AM	#1
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09-29-2015, 06:17 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,885 Trading: (24)	Re: Telling the truth... __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

09-30-2015, 09:19 AM	#3
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Telling the truth... Reminds me of a job application I had to fill out for a line cook position. Question was "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" I wrote "No." Next question was "Explain." I wrote "Good lawyer." They hired me because I was a f**kin funny guy. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

09-30-2015, 10:17 AM	#4
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10-02-2015, 08:02 AM	#5
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