Telling the truth...
 

A job seeker filling out an application came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

The applicant wrote: "No."

The next question was intended for those who had answered in the affirmative: "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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:D

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Reminds me of a job application I had to fill out for a line cook position.
Question was "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?"
I wrote "No."
Next question was "Explain."
I wrote "Good lawyer."

They hired me because I was a f**kin funny guy.

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LOL!

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:r :r