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Old 09-14-2011, 08:26 AM   #1
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My Google Voice messages get transcribed and I just got the following transcription:

"Lisa, Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm Ms. Lisa. I would just like to say that if you want a $1,000.00 please give my your name, your number, your address and I'll get back to you. Thank you. Later."

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone??
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:28 AM   #2
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Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:31 AM   #3
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I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:31 AM   #4
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ahahahaha, and the Google Voice transcriptions are terrible. I sometimes read them and just say "HUH?"
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:36 AM   #5
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:43 AM   #6
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Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:56 AM   #7
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Give her Franks info!!!
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:23 AM   #8
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I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
But is it a fair trade?
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:45 AM   #9
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My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.
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There's a hole in my bucket, dear Lisa.
$1k may just patch that up.
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:50 AM   #11
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But is it a fair trade?
Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they?
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Old 09-14-2011, 10:06 AM   #12
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Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they?
In Texas and Wisconsin, I think.
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My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.
Showing your age with that one!!!


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Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they?
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Old 09-14-2011, 11:37 AM   #15
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My name Peggy! How me help you?
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