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Resipsa

09-14-2011 08:26 AM

Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

My Google Voice messages get transcribed and I just got the following transcription:

"Lisa, Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm Ms. Lisa. I would just like to say that if you want a $1,000.00 please give my your name, your number, your address and I'll get back to you. Thank you. Later."

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone??:sl

WittyUserName

09-14-2011 08:28 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.

icehog3

09-14-2011 08:31 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".

neoflex

09-14-2011 08:31 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

ahahahaha, and the Google Voice transcriptions are terrible. I sometimes read them and just say "HUH?"

Newbie_nick

09-14-2011 08:36 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1407943)

I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".

:r:r

irratebass

09-14-2011 08:43 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by WittyUserName (Post 1407942)

Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.

:tu

Blak Smyth

09-14-2011 08:56 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Give her Franks info!!!

Skywalker

09-14-2011 09:23 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1407943)

I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".

But is it a fair trade?:D

shilala

09-14-2011 09:45 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.

14holestogie

09-14-2011 09:49 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Lisa.
$1k may just patch that up. :)

14holestogie

09-14-2011 09:50 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1407943)

I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1407977)

But is it a fair trade?:D

Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? ;)

Wanger

09-14-2011 10:06 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1407995)

Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? ;)

In Texas and Wisconsin, I think.

Skywalker

09-14-2011 10:07 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1407993)

My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.

Showing your age with that one!!!:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1407995)

Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? ;)

Yikes!!!:r

Resipsa

09-14-2011 10:15 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1407943)

I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".

:pu:pu:pu

hotreds

09-14-2011 11:37 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

My name Peggy! How me help you?

Blak Smyth

09-14-2011 11:38 AM

Re: Is someone here Ms. Lisa??

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1408061)

My name Peggy! How me help you?

:r:r:r

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