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Originally Posted by Blueface
After careful thought, I want to thank all in this thread.
I feel confident I can now face my wife and make a solid argument why I need to buy more cigars.
Clearly, I now understand that I don't have the number of boxes she sees and thinks I have. What I have is half of what she thinks I have, which is twice as many as she cares to see.
So.....I will either be back around soon posting, with an accumulated true number of boxes of cigars as has now been clearly defined OR I will be dead somewhere. If the latter, please note it was my wife that did it.  |
My wife happened to call me and I mentioned this to her.
Here is her response, as close as I can paraphrase it:
Well then, since you don't have that many boxes, that means you can shove them all up your ..... as they will fit better now.