Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that
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As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.
Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition
Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.