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Old 10-04-2017, 09:48 AM   #8
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Default Re: Is what I ate today okay?

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller View Post
If you're also suffering from a year-long yeast infection, what you ate today is NOT okay. That combination of foods along with a persistent yeastie beastie will literally cause your bung hole to explode. I'm not talking metaphorically, like "I ate so much Taco Bell my butt exploded", but an actual explosion. Your best bet is to get far away from other people so as to not shower them with your colonic contents. Sitting in a giant tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream may lesson the severity of the butt bomb.

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