Gotta throw this out there....
Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog??
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!!
Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat??
Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

