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Old 12-08-2010, 02:47 PM   #11
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Default Re: Limerick Thread!

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It's getting too cold to smoke outside


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and the public smoking laws we must abide

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I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?

Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick.

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Of all the things that are grand in life
One of them is not my ex-wife,
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