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Darrell 02-26-2009 04:55 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 259079)
My butt itches real hard, and the first person who makes a joke about "eating" it gets a 2 week ban. ;)

:pu

lightning9191 02-26-2009 06:31 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 258466)
Is this organic human flesh? :r

No....but it is free range.:D

Kreth 02-26-2009 06:38 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 259245)
No....but it is free range.:D

Sounds good. We may have to merge this with my sausage-making thread. :r

theonlybear4CORT 02-26-2009 07:14 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
I hear Cuban meat has a unique twang to it.

shilala 02-26-2009 07:14 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
I'd try it. I don't think I could eat one of those big black beetles, though. If my survival was at stake, and I'd already eaten Darrell, the big black beetles would definately move way up on the menu.

lightning9191 02-26-2009 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 259332)
I'd try it. I don't think I could eat one of those big black beetles, though. If my survival was at stake, and I'd already eaten Darrell, the big black beetles would definately move way up on the menu.

Scott, you appear to be the first person to admit that you'd try it (which I find interesting...you'd think there is a stigma or something:r). I'm in the yes column as well. Of course that is easy to say without a plate of it in front of me. As long as the person wasn't killed/raised for food, I don't see a problem. I wouldn't eat the brains or any major nerve centers though (I don't want kuru or any other prion).

taltos 02-26-2009 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike (Post 259325)
I hear Cuban meat has a unique twang to it.

But there has been a problem with the labels and the date stamps are not always readable.

shilala 02-26-2009 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 259456)
Scott, you appear to be the first person to admit that you'd try it (which I find interesting...you'd think there is a stigma or something:r). I'm in the yes column as well. Of course that is easy to say without a plate of it in front of me. As long as the person wasn't killed/raised for food, I don't see a problem. I wouldn't eat the brains or any major nerve centers though (I don't want kuru or any other prion).

I just don't have a problem with it. I'll try anything once. I blame it on my grandmother. She used to make me eat all sorts of gross sh!t when I was a little kid, told me I should keep my mind open, avoid "comtempt prior to investigation".
I even ate liver and onions when I was a kid and actually liked it. I like pickled heart and pig's feet, or at least I used to.

It's red meat. If we're eating said person in the tropics, it's likely to be very lean. Odds are I won't like it because I like well-marbled meat. It'd be too dry for me.
But I can't see why I wouldn't try it. I've tried a lot worse than a slab of red meat. Sweet Potatoes, for instance. :pu

hotreds 02-26-2009 08:03 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
Human Flesh-

Not just for breakfast anymore!

King James 02-26-2009 08:04 PM

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I often eat the hearts of my enemies to gain their power.... doesn't everyone?

theonlybear4CORT 02-26-2009 08:05 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
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Originally Posted by taltos (Post 259458)
But there has been a problem with the labels and the date stamps are not always readable.

but if you trust your source then you should be ok :D

totallytentative 02-26-2009 11:26 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
Soylent Green anyone? :D

No, I wouldn't, mostly because it's people, and partially because old tough cows and chickens make horrible eating, and if it died of disease you shouldn't eat it, and if it died due to war or road-kill what the heck are you doing in such a dangerous place? :p

KidRock 02-26-2009 11:41 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
why would you post something like this? Are you either really bored or have you really thought about it?

cbsmokin 02-27-2009 07:45 AM

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I'm trying to figure out the wine paring.

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 258470)
Was it from the internet or a B&M?

Always know your vendor. :r

MedicCook 02-27-2009 07:54 AM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
What kind of cigar goes with human?

Pat1075 02-27-2009 07:58 AM

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is it wrapped in bacon?

rizzle 02-27-2009 09:27 AM

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I draw the line at licking.
:ze

lightning9191 02-27-2009 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KidRock (Post 259919)
why would you post something like this? Are you either really bored or have you really thought about it?

I think it's a fun question to ask....and I'm not bored.....so I guess the answer is that I've really thought about it:D. You never wonder about ridiculous scenarios?

ActionAndy 02-27-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KidRock (Post 259919)
why would you post something like this? Are you either really bored or have you really thought about it?


Uh, apply the exact same question to your response.

icehog3 02-27-2009 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 260459)
I think it's a fun question to ask....and I'm not bored.....so I guess the answer is that I've really thought about it:D. You never wonder about ridiculous scenarios?

Mine usually involve female triplets, or Jessica Alba, rather than eating people.;)

rizzle 02-27-2009 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 260897)
Mine usually involve female triplets, or Jessica Alba, rather than eating people.;)

Think about what you just said there hog.
:r

Darrell 02-27-2009 02:22 PM

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This thread made me hungry. :wo

King James 02-27-2009 03:27 PM

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I ate some bacon for lunch and this thread came to mind..... I prefer thinking of bacon just as pig fat and back muscle


:r

St. Lou Stu 02-27-2009 03:33 PM

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Dude, I'll eat anything with Buffalo sauce on it!

boonedoggle 02-27-2009 03:45 PM

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Of course I would. Why in the world am I just seeing this thread now?!

icehog3 02-27-2009 05:05 PM

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So, would you eat some bacon wrapped goat poo?

I should start a poll! :D

Darrell 02-27-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 261289)
So, would you eat some bacon wrapped goat poo?

I should start a poll! :D

Not again. :pu

:wo

Ahbroody 02-27-2009 05:26 PM

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Rofl

nozero 02-27-2009 05:26 PM

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No, unless...

Buoys "Timothy"

Trapped in a mine what had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim

When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Was Joe and me

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know

Hungry as hell, no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, I'll take a swig
And then there's some for you

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do

I must have blacked out just 'round then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again

My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around to finding Timothy

Timothy, Timothy where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy god why don't I know

Timothyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yeah
Timothy
Timothy (fade)

Anybody remember this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ

lightning9191 02-27-2009 07:57 PM

Re: Would you try human flesh?
 
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Originally Posted by nozero (Post 261315)
No, unless...

Buoys "Timothy"

Trapped in a mine what had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim

When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Was Joe and me

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know

Hungry as hell, no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, I'll take a swig
And then there's some for you

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do

I must have blacked out just 'round then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again

My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around to finding Timothy

Timothy, Timothy where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy god why don't I know

Timothyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yeah
Timothy
Timothy (fade)

Anybody remember this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ

:r:r I've never heard that before...hahaha

M1903A1 02-27-2009 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191 (Post 261495)
:r:r I've never heard that before...hahaha


Some songs are one-hit wonders for a reason....:rolleyes:


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