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DPD6030 04-27-2009 09:21 AM

Re: The Gerat White Hunter?
 
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Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 357934)
You ASSUME he can shoot. :D

Can't be too hard if the scope is properly sighted in...makes me wonder though :rolleyes:

Could always throw golf balls at them or chip them towards them. :r

14holestogie 04-27-2009 10:47 AM

Re: The Gerat White Hunter?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 357934)
You ASSUME he can shoot. :D

The last HUMAN to question my ability is no longer with us. Just sayin...... :D


The critters, however, may beg to differ. :r

RevSmoke 04-27-2009 03:55 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
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Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 357898)
Is Mocha a mouser? I don't need a retriever. :D

She is a shepherd/lab mix.

She catches and kills rabbits. She also chases squirrels, but they can run up a tree and so she doesn't get them.

As for your problem, just the presence of a dog that is loose can keep them away.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

14holestogie 04-27-2009 06:59 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Who's laughing now? The mousetrap has been located with a critter still attached.

Muskrat, you feel lucky? Well, do ya? :D

AAlmeter 04-27-2009 07:11 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Careful shooting over water

Steve 04-27-2009 07:17 PM

Re: The Gerat White Hunter?
 
First thing that crossed my mind!

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 357228)


Steve 04-27-2009 07:22 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Ultimate varmint gun?
http://www.tucsonpictures.com/images...-16-06-003.jpg

HK3- 04-27-2009 08:39 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Best way to catch a ground squirrel is like this-

Get a gallon milk jug and fill it with water. When you see that little POS run in his hole, turn that milk jug full of water upside down into the hole. That little turd will swim up and out to prevent from drowning himself. He will end up inside that jug when the water runs out. Then you can have your way with him. :)

As for the muskrats.... Get you some of them poison smoke bombs from the hardware store. Fire a few in their holes over on the bank. Lose the .22 and get a shotgun with some 7 1/2. When they come rolling out let the 12 gauge blaze!

Old Sailor 04-27-2009 10:29 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
22??? come on where the challenge in that...........go with a 50 cal!:r:r

kaisersozei 04-28-2009 07:23 AM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
I've conjured up an image of a foursome of guys, up on the 14th, just about to putt--and there's Tim in the bushes, camo-paint, zeroed in on a couple of these rats.... Combat golf! :r

357 04-28-2009 07:31 AM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Not exactly the same, but the .50 cal suggestions made me think if this entertaining website my boss sent me a link to once.

Evidently prarie dogs are quite the plague carrying pests. Please note the link below is not for the faint of heart or animal rights type.

http://www.dogbegone.com

rizzle 04-28-2009 08:09 AM

Re: The Gerat White Hunter?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 357228)


License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.


:D:D

ahc4353 04-28-2009 08:14 AM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
I love the fact that the muskrats are winning. :r

14holestogie 04-28-2009 08:14 AM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
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Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 359542)
I've conjured up an image of a foursome of guys, up on the 14th, just about to putt--and there's Tim in the bushes, camo-paint, zeroed in on a couple of these rats.... Combat golf! :r

It's almost gotten that bad. I've been checking the action on the pond out with binoculars from my bathroom window. :r

14holestogie 04-28-2009 08:15 AM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
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Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 359618)
I love the fact that the muskrats are winning. :r

I'd like to think we're tied...going into overtime. :D

14holestogie 07-16-2009 03:29 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
Three months into it and the bastage is taunting me. He (she?) only shows up when I'm golfing and just laughs at me. I did manage to pop it in the a$$ with a rock yesterday, just to let it know I still care. ;)

SchizoFilly 07-16-2009 03:37 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
My dad fought for almost two years with a ground squirrel once. He tried to flood it out, smoke it out, poison, and shooting. I think it finally died of old age though.

Good luck to you though Tim.

The Poet 07-16-2009 04:11 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
I'd suggest a slight upgrade - from .22 to .227. That should do it, especially on full auto.

:tu

BlackDog 07-16-2009 04:19 PM

Re: The Great White Hunter?
 
C'mon man. Haven't CA bomb's taught you anything? :D

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