Take Out

[Steve]

Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

Peeking Duck!!! 🦆

[longknocker]

Oh!!!!!!!!!!! :r:D:tu

[bruceolee]

wah wah waaaaahhhhh!:)

[icehog3]

https://i.imgur.com/MUmoHI2.gif

[Brlesq]

That one quacked me up!

[Porch Dweller]

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[sigsauer]

yum

[bruceolee]

my father will love this joke. God bless you!:)

[cmitch]

https://jorules.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/seppuku_1.jpg