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icehog3
01-08-2009, 12:18 AM
I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it.

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUItaserarrest.html

white_s2k
01-08-2009, 12:22 AM
"I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!"

:r :r :r

14holestogie
01-08-2009, 12:29 AM
I think I crapped my pants watching. :r

karmaz00
01-08-2009, 12:49 AM
lol good one

SmoknTaz
01-08-2009, 01:00 AM
I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey. :r :r :r

ashmaster
01-08-2009, 05:27 AM
I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!

DBall
01-08-2009, 07:03 AM
"Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..."

Classic!

ahc4353
01-08-2009, 07:10 AM
No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off!

Thanks Tom.

md4958
01-08-2009, 08:42 AM
i think I crapped my pants!!

:r:r:r:r:r

D_A
01-08-2009, 09:16 AM
That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

Heliofire
01-08-2009, 09:28 AM
:r:r:r:r LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up":r

md4958
01-08-2009, 09:30 AM
That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

That guy knows his rights too! Maybe its the same guy... I hope he didnt get stabbed in the face by his wife!:r:r:r

SilverFox
01-08-2009, 09:31 AM
That is hilarious.

But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL :r

chippewastud79
01-08-2009, 10:11 AM
"Pour that out"

"I just got this."

Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me. :r

replicant_argent
01-08-2009, 10:29 AM
I just cried...:r

It's almost too funny, like it was set up....
Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up."

cvm4
01-09-2009, 05:29 PM
You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.

Partagaspete
01-10-2009, 01:34 AM
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

Metalnoise777
01-10-2009, 02:17 AM
Too Funny!

CBI_2
01-10-2009, 10:20 AM
:r:r:r Laughed so hard I cried

icehog3
01-10-2009, 11:44 AM
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

md4958
01-10-2009, 11:50 AM
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r

icehog3
01-10-2009, 12:12 PM
I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r

We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r

md4958
01-10-2009, 12:22 PM
We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r

you ever "light somebody up" Tom??

icehog3
01-10-2009, 12:31 PM
you ever "light somebody up" Tom??

The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)

md4958
01-10-2009, 12:32 PM
The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)

:r:r:r:r

ahc4353
01-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Tom needs no stinkin taser! He just looks at um!

taltos
01-10-2009, 12:45 PM
If Tom looks at him and flexes, Chuck Norris craps his drawers.:ss

Metalnoise777
01-10-2009, 01:03 PM
You MIGHT be a redneck if.....

Partagaspete
01-10-2009, 01:22 PM
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

Agreed, That is some funny chit. If it isn't staged I sure hope the taser took him outta the gene pool.

T