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icehog3
01-08-2009, 12:18 AM
I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it.
http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUItaserarrest.html
white_s2k
01-08-2009, 12:22 AM
"I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!"
:r :r :r
14holestogie
01-08-2009, 12:29 AM
I think I crapped my pants watching. :r
karmaz00
01-08-2009, 12:49 AM
lol good one
SmoknTaz
01-08-2009, 01:00 AM
I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey. :r :r :r
ashmaster
01-08-2009, 05:27 AM
I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!
DBall
01-08-2009, 07:03 AM
"Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..."
Classic!
ahc4353
01-08-2009, 07:10 AM
No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off!
Thanks Tom.
md4958
01-08-2009, 08:42 AM
i think I crapped my pants!!
:r:r:r:r:r
That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
Heliofire
01-08-2009, 09:28 AM
:r:r:r:r LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up":r
md4958
01-08-2009, 09:30 AM
That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
That guy knows his rights too! Maybe its the same guy... I hope he didnt get stabbed in the face by his wife!:r:r:r
SilverFox
01-08-2009, 09:31 AM
That is hilarious.
But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL :r
chippewastud79
01-08-2009, 10:11 AM
"Pour that out"
"I just got this."
Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me. :r
replicant_argent
01-08-2009, 10:29 AM
I just cried...:r
It's almost too funny, like it was set up....
Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up."
You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.
Partagaspete
01-10-2009, 01:34 AM
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.
T
Metalnoise777
01-10-2009, 02:17 AM
Too Funny!
CBI_2
01-10-2009, 10:20 AM
:r:r:r Laughed so hard I cried
icehog3
01-10-2009, 11:44 AM
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.
T
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
md4958
01-10-2009, 11:50 AM
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r
icehog3
01-10-2009, 12:12 PM
I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r
We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r
md4958
01-10-2009, 12:22 PM
We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r
you ever "light somebody up" Tom??
icehog3
01-10-2009, 12:31 PM
you ever "light somebody up" Tom??
The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)
md4958
01-10-2009, 12:32 PM
The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)
:r:r:r:r
ahc4353
01-10-2009, 12:42 PM
Tom needs no stinkin taser! He just looks at um!
taltos
01-10-2009, 12:45 PM
If Tom looks at him and flexes, Chuck Norris craps his drawers.:ss
Metalnoise777
01-10-2009, 01:03 PM
You MIGHT be a redneck if.....
Partagaspete
01-10-2009, 01:22 PM
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
Agreed, That is some funny chit. If it isn't staged I sure hope the taser took him outta the gene pool.
T
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