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pnoon
11-09-2017, 09:45 AM
After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”

Chainsaw13
11-09-2017, 09:50 AM
:lr

massphatness
11-09-2017, 10:13 AM
Nice!

Steve
11-09-2017, 10:25 AM
:lr

yourchoice
11-09-2017, 11:40 AM
I knew that sounded familiar! (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=72845)

:D

CigarNut
11-09-2017, 12:06 PM
:r :r

Steve
11-09-2017, 01:07 PM
I knew that sounded familiar! (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=72845)

:D

Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison... :noon

icehog3
11-09-2017, 01:39 PM
I knew that sounded familiar! (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=72845)

:D

I relate to that one better, Joel. :r

croatan
11-09-2017, 01:41 PM
I relate to that one better, Joel. :r
:r

Pretty sure I've lived both.

pnoon
11-09-2017, 01:41 PM
;s

big_jaygee
11-13-2017, 10:05 AM
:lr

johnbljr
11-13-2017, 11:10 AM
Oh Man....