What's on TV?

[RUNYYFan]

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

(Ready?)

I said, "Dust." :D

[The Poet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

[RUNYYFan]

:tu

[icehog3]

My ex-wife sat down next to me as I was contemplating the future...

She asked, "What's eatng you?"

(Ready?)

I said, "Rebecca."