Nyquist vs Colon

[nutcracker]

Tweet from ESPN:

Nyquist ran the final 1/4 mile in 25.7 seconds

Bartolo Colon took nearly 31 seconds to round 4 bases

[icehog3]

Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.

[The Poet]

Yeah, and Colon is four decades older too . . . and was carrying more weight,

[markem]

Colon's jockey is scared of the whip.

[mahtofire14]

Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.

I don't even want to know.....:fp2

[kelmac07]

Big Sexy!! :D

[Dave128]

I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.

[Dux]

31 seconds of pure Amazingness!

[AdamJoshua]

I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.

Except he was flat out running as fast as he could :D

[Dave128]

Except he was flat out running as fast as he could :D

I would be too, Adam! :r

[Dave128]

31 seconds of pure Amazingness!

:tu

[Subvet642]

I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil. :sh

[Dave128]

:r

[Steve]

My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...

[nutcracker]

My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...

Punjabi...........

[The Poet]

Colon a pun jab?

[nutcracker]

Now you're waxing poetic.

[icehog3]

Better than waxing Brazilian.....

[The Poet]

I wouldn't mind waxing a few girls from Ipanema.

[icehog3]

I wouldn't mind waxing a few girls from Ipanema.

Didn't Apple have that name changed to iPanema?

[The Poet]

Nothing those iPhonys do would shock me.

[Subvet642]

I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil. :sh

A pun, but oddly true. I almost bled out; lost and replaced 13 units of blood before they located the bleed. No NSAIDs, no caffeine, no oral anti-histamines and very little alcohol. Fortunately, nicotine makes the blood "sticky", so I can still smoke. Besides, after everything else he took away, he wouldn't dare.