The All Night Shift Nurse

[Blueface]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
Well, that's great........that's just great..........some a$$hole is walking around with my pen!

[kelmac07]

:r :r

[longknocker]

:r:tu

[big_jaygee]

:r :r :r

[CigarNut]

:r :r

Now I need to get the water out of my keyboard that I just sprayed after laughing so hard.

Thanks for that Carlos!