Divorce

[cigarsmoker2543]

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u436/yoshimida/th_PICTURESMAR2012003.jpg?t=1330827144

:banger

This how I got this room finished,

This EXPLANATION is for all of U who gave me the thumbs up in my last post "MY FAVORITE ROOM IN THE HOUSE"

It took me 3 years to have this completed, and on top of all the Permit problems the city of Simi Valley gave me my wife DIVORCED ME over this walk in. (seriously) she gave me two options the FIRST was to stop investing in this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM" you are spending all of our Money, If I stop she will not leave me.

SECOND was. If I continue to have this "STUPID CIGAR ROOM BUILT" it's over, she will Divorce me. WELL.......... I spent the next 5 minutes deciding. As you can see I made the right choice, I love my STUPID CIGAR ROOM. as she called it.

LIFE IS GREAT, and let me tell you, her mother is very unhappy that her Daughter signed my Pre Nup. she will not receive any of my current or future CIGAR Funds$$$.

{{ AND YES, I CHOSE MY CIGARS AND STUPID CIGAR ROOM OVER MY WIFE, AS ZINO DAVIDOFF SAID, "WHEN MY WIFE TOLD ME MY CIGAR STUNK I GOT A NEW WIFE"}}

CIGARSMOKER2543

So in closing I have
A pretty great C'GAAAARRRR LIFE
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[BlkDrew]

Congrats, too bad it had to come to that, but worth it haha

[688sonarmen]

Wow, you showed her.

[Ogre]

Congrats on the room brother. She would have left at some point, sounds like she was looking for a excuse.

[icehog3]

Me traveling to my first out of state herf was one of the big factors in my divorce.

Best trip I ever made. ;)

[deaster25]

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

[icehog3]

My wife decided she was leaving me the other day. I didn't even have to build a cigar room.

Quick, build one before she changes her mind. ;)

J/K, sorry if it isn't what you wanted.

[Reaver2145]

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRBagiVBJUJOyMXmhxspKVgbYXXgRW3 l07PwCeXErr5_BpqCjx

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

[icehog3]

Choosing rolls of tobacco over a woman (however bad she seems) just makes me think of this.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRBagiVBJUJOyMXmhxspKVgbYXXgRW3 l07PwCeXErr5_BpqCjx

Nice room but i wouldn't pay that price.

You never met my ex-wife. ;)

[mike]

Nice looking room man, it wasn't meant to be...

[Reaver2145]

You never met my ex-wife. ;)

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

[gnukfu]

With what my divorce cost me I could have built a cigar house! Good thing it is long in the past. :tu

And the room looks great!

[fencefixer]

You know, it doesn't matter if it's the cigar room or anything else.

"It's either ME or XXXXX" yeah no, it wasn't meant to be, ***** get the **** outta here because you're in it for the money and that's it..

Congrats on getting rid of her!!

[44stampede]

Room looks great.

[BSB]

NICE! -(P Wise move on the prenup :xxx

[maninblack]

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

[cigarsmoker2543]

Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.


(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU

[icehog3]

Then introduce me and we will see how bad she is.

I normally wouldn't do that to anyone, but in your case, it might be a match made in Heaven. ;)

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

Let the Roast begin! :lr

[sikk50]

Good thin you built it, I believe you guys out in Slimey won't be able to smoke in your own backyards here shortly!

[14holestogie]

Let the Roast begin! :lr

I'm already peeling the potatoes. :)

[BlindedByScience]

Q: Why is divorce so expensive...??
A: Because it's worth it...!!

Hang in there brother....sounds like the pattern is clear and you're on to better times...!!

[ysr_racer]

I never knew the meaning of happiness until I got married, but by then it was too late :noon

[jluck]

Looks like we have a new Smitty.

:r I think I pee'd a little....

[backwoods357]

I'm already peeling the potatoes. :)

Do you have a license for that peeler (and any peel suppressor that might be attached)?

[bobarian]

I'm already peeling the potatoes. :)

We have a no concealed peeler rule at our herfs! :banger

[dwoodward]

Better off without her. If you're the one making the money, who is she to say how you spend it? Afterall, what kind of woman doesn't let her man have his hobbies.

:2c

[REV]

i have to say that if anyone woman gives a man the " its (inanimate object) or me" speech, it def wasnt meant to be. real love doesnt have boundaries.

so on behalf of men everywhere,
http://thesecularity.com/download/file.php?id=7364


i would also like to give you your nuts back and reinstate your man card.

[irratebass]

You're still my hero.

[Zanaspus]

May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job. :r

[deaster25]

May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job. :r

You might have some competition for that job. :r

[shilala]

I listened to that "do that and I'll divorce you" crap for lots of years. I finally got the papers and little plastic arrows that showed her where to sign. :tu

[Sam Leccia]

great story.

awesome room.

[cjhalbrooks]

my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again

[KidRock]

you are the man no doubt...way to stick to your guns bro

[14holestogie]

The potatoes are ready! :)

[dwoodward]

my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again

Very witty, I am so stealing that if the "your stuff or me" comment ever comes along.

I'm going to stick that into the depth of my long term (or maybe short term) memory.

[cjhalbrooks]

Just be ready to hold your ground..

[dwoodward]

Just be ready to hold your ground..

I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.

[replicant_argent]

I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.

You may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and I wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how I know.


Hell, you can ask Tom. He may even give you her number.

[icehog3]

you may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and i wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how i know.


hell, you can ask tom. He may even give you her number.

666. :)

[replicant_argent]

666. :)

What gives you the idea I was referring to you, Admiral?

[tengel78]

666. :)

:r:r:r

[icehog3]

What gives you the idea I was referring to you, Admiral?

Because I was a Teenage Frankenstein? :confused:

[replicant_argent]

I thought you looked more like Michael Landon.

[Islayphile]

Little House or Highway To Heaven days?

[replicant_argent]

Little House or Highway To Heaven days?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xPX7McZrTsU/TKQABLqvj2I/AAAAAAAAAn4/HNq0XLnPulM/s1600/michael-landon-in-i-was-a-teenage-werewolf.jpg

[Islayphile]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xPX7McZrTsU/TKQABLqvj2I/AAAAAAAAAn4/HNq0XLnPulM/s1600/michael-landon-in-i-was-a-teenage-werewolf.jpg

:r

Little Joe Werewolf

[cmitch]

No pre-nups for me because we was po folk when we married. Both have too much invested in each other to walk away. I put up with her buying habits and she puts up with mine. My wife isn't perfect but she's a good lady and a keeper.

I like the cigar room. My wife actually is trying to get me to build a man cave.:tu

[pnoon]

You may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and I wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how I know.


Hell, you can ask Tom. He may even give you her number.
I don't know if change is required but for any relationship/marriage to work, compromise is an absolute must. A stubborn stance to the contrary wll pretty much guarantee failure.
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[Subvet642]

I've said this before, but my wife says that she married a man and she shouldn't be surprised when I act like one. I don't have a "Man Cave", I have a man's home.

[BC-Axeman]

A woman marries a man thinking she can change him but she can't.
A man marries a woman thinking she's just right, don't change, and then she changes.

[dwoodward]

A woman marries a man thinking she can change him but she can't.
A man marries a woman thinking she's just right, don't change, and then she changes.

:r Ain't that the truth!

[skeeter]

You guys are just not looking at things in the right way.
I have had 8 very happy years of marriage.......course, we got married in 95. Still. 8 outta 16 ain't all that bad.
She never complains about my cigars. She has no idea how many I have....heh.