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MajorCaptSilly
12-02-2008, 02:00 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

VirtualSmitty
12-02-2008, 02:02 PM
I noticed that too lol.

Cigarmark
12-02-2008, 02:14 PM
Your not supposed to "huff" it, your just supposed to look at the perty pictures!:D

dunng
12-02-2008, 02:18 PM
Hmmm... I read mine in the "library" so i cannot say I have noticed it... :ss

md4958
12-02-2008, 02:20 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

dont take it into the crapper with you, it might smell less

csbrewfisher
12-02-2008, 02:21 PM
Captain,

That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?

dunng
12-02-2008, 02:25 PM
Could also be sent by regions... :ss

vicvitola
12-02-2008, 02:26 PM
You think the catalog smells bad......

tobii3
12-02-2008, 02:33 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS

This question coming from the guy who used to sniff the paper off the ditto machines??

Whee
12-02-2008, 02:39 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!

MCS


You're not actually supposed to smoke the PICTURES of the cigars. They are for display purposes only.

cbsmokin
12-02-2008, 02:44 PM
Rub your Playboy magazine on it, it will get rid of the stink on the Holt's and the stick ... er um, static on the Playboy. :D

ambientboy
12-02-2008, 02:47 PM
Captain,

That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?

Let's see, my last name start with "W" and mine still needed a hazmat suit to be read!

PS Padron.....yum

stevieray
12-02-2008, 02:53 PM
I kinda like the smell (of the catalog). Brings back memories of the ditto sheets my teachers handed out in grammer school. :dr

Mugen910
12-02-2008, 02:57 PM
great..now I'm going to go home and smell the damn thing to see what you're talking about.

LkyLindy
12-02-2008, 03:36 PM
One mans stink is another mans honey pot

MikeyC
12-02-2008, 04:00 PM
Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.

stevieray
12-02-2008, 04:02 PM
Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.

you must be the only one.......once you get on the mailing list it's imposible to get off of it.