View Full Version : Holt's catalog smells bad
MajorCaptSilly
12-02-2008, 02:00 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!
MCS
VirtualSmitty
12-02-2008, 02:02 PM
I noticed that too lol.
Cigarmark
12-02-2008, 02:14 PM
Your not supposed to "huff" it, your just supposed to look at the perty pictures!:D
dunng
12-02-2008, 02:18 PM
Hmmm... I read mine in the "library" so i cannot say I have noticed it... :ss
md4958
12-02-2008, 02:20 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!
MCS
dont take it into the crapper with you, it might smell less
csbrewfisher
12-02-2008, 02:21 PM
Captain,
That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?
dunng
12-02-2008, 02:25 PM
Could also be sent by regions... :ss
vicvitola
12-02-2008, 02:26 PM
You think the catalog smells bad......
tobii3
12-02-2008, 02:33 PM
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!
MCS
This question coming from the guy who used to sniff the paper off the ditto machines??
It smells real bad! What kind of noxious, pernicious, poisonous, vile, chemically treated paper are they using anyway? I passed out from the fumes 3 pages in and had to be airlifted to the hospital. I want answers!!
MCS
You're not actually supposed to smoke the PICTURES of the cigars. They are for display purposes only.
cbsmokin
12-02-2008, 02:44 PM
Rub your Playboy magazine on it, it will get rid of the stink on the Holt's and the stick ... er um, static on the Playboy. :D
ambientboy
12-02-2008, 02:47 PM
Captain,
That is the smell of freshly cured lacquer. You must have gotten a copy so fast that it didn't have time to sufficiently out gas before it went into the envelope. You must be a preferred customer. Or your last name begins with A?
Let's see, my last name start with "W" and mine still needed a hazmat suit to be read!
PS Padron.....yum
stevieray
12-02-2008, 02:53 PM
I kinda like the smell (of the catalog). Brings back memories of the ditto sheets my teachers handed out in grammer school. :dr
Mugen910
12-02-2008, 02:57 PM
great..now I'm going to go home and smell the damn thing to see what you're talking about.
LkyLindy
12-02-2008, 03:36 PM
One mans stink is another mans honey pot
MikeyC
12-02-2008, 04:00 PM
Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.
stevieray
12-02-2008, 04:02 PM
Sounds like I should be glad that I'm not on the Holt's mailing list.
you must be the only one.......once you get on the mailing list it's imposible to get off of it.
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