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SvilleKid
06-14-2010, 03:01 AM
Fightclub (clearly a thread favorite)

"Most people - same job, same gig, doing the same thing 10 years from now. Us, we don't know what we are doing 10 minutes from now. "

OK, to keep it moving...... Quote was from "Collateral" Not a big fan of Tom Cruise..

How about: " Now I'm called Tooka Chinchilla...... What does it mean?... Fluffy Bunny Feet"

SaltyMcGee
06-14-2010, 06:50 AM
How about: " Now I'm called Tooka Chinchilla...... What does it mean?... Fluffy Bunny Feet"

Hot Shots

"I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

DoctorBJ
06-14-2010, 10:08 AM
independence day?

Gophernut
06-14-2010, 10:34 AM
Hot Shots

"I just want to wish you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

Airplane

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

SvilleKid
06-19-2010, 10:58 PM
Airplane

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

I'm not a big Will Ferrell fan, but that's just me (never was a Chris Farley fan either).

Quote was from "Step Brothers"

How about a short one. Will give more if nobody gets it in day or so:

"NO CAPE!!!!"

Kreth
06-19-2010, 11:30 PM
"NO CAPE!!!!"
The Incredibles.

"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed."
Posted via Mobile Device

SNKBYT
06-20-2010, 04:08 PM
The Incredibles.

"The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed."
Posted via Mobile Device

Braveheart

"I may be bad, but I feel good"

markem
06-25-2010, 07:20 PM
"I may be bad, but I feel good"

Evil Dead

"Let's assume just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man. "

kugie
06-25-2010, 08:48 PM
Evil Dead

"Let's assume just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man. "


"Assume away"
The Producers


A BLACK SHERIF!!??
Hey it worked in Blazing Sadles

markem
06-25-2010, 09:32 PM
A BLACK SHERIF!!??
Hey it worked in Blazing Sadles

The movie in which this was sung: http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/hood/sounds/menintig.wav

that is, Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? "

icehog3
06-30-2010, 11:17 PM
"Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? "

The Princess Bride. :r

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

SvilleKid
07-01-2010, 01:46 PM
The Princess Bride. :r

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."

Not as famous as "Go ahead, make my day", but still an excellent line from a true classic! Dirty Harry

How about: "You ever met anybody you didn't kill?"

Powers
07-01-2010, 04:03 PM
Lethal Weapon

"Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on XXXXXX, XXXXX, XXXX or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

SaltyMcGee
07-02-2010, 12:16 AM
Lethal Weapon

"Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on XXXXXX, XXXXX, XXXX or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

Full Metal Jacket

"Francis: It ain't D-E-R-E, it's D-E-A-R. And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn you're dumb.
King: It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow."

icehog3
07-02-2010, 09:18 AM
"Francis: It ain't D-E-R-E, it's D-E-A-R. And "Sarah" ain't got no two R's, King. Damn you're dumb.
King: It don't make no difference, she know what I mean. She don't read too good nohow."

Platoon.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

Darrell
07-02-2010, 10:46 AM
Platoon.

"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this."

That one is too easy, Tom.

One flew over the cookoo's nest.

"It's so impossibly black"

SvilleKid
07-05-2010, 11:24 PM
That one is too easy, Tom.

One flew over the cookoo's nest.

"It's so impossibly black"

I'm thinking this was from the recent offering: Hot Tub Time Machine ???

If not, then I'll put the quote back up for more guesses.

How about "Dad, she ate batteries." She took three "D" cell batteries out of a paper bag and ate them. She flattened them like a tootsie roll wrapper"

circa 1988

kugie
07-06-2010, 02:37 PM
I'm thinking this was from the recent offering: Hot Tub Time Machine ???

If not, then I'll put the quote back up for more guesses.

How about "Dad, she ate batteries." She took three "D" cell batteries out of a paper bag and ate them. She flattened them like a tootsie roll wrapper"

circa 1988

My step mother is an alien.


Ohhhh! Lover boy, it's me "lena hyena"

SvilleKid
07-07-2010, 05:54 PM
My step mother is an alien.


Ohhhh! Lover boy, it's me "lena hyena"

I'm halfway guessing, but maybe "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? The chick in the tower that Eddie mistakes for Jessica.

An easy one. No cheating: "Broadsword calling Danny Boy"

Mr.Maduro
07-07-2010, 07:45 PM
I'm halfway guessing, but maybe "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? The chick in the tower that Eddie mistakes for Jessica.

An easy one. No cheating: "Broadsword calling Danny Boy"

Where Eagles Dare!

Here's mine....

"A beach ball...a dog...a frog...a log...a poodle...a noodle...a doodle"
Posted via Mobile Device

kugie
07-11-2010, 03:39 PM
Where Eagles Dare!

Here's mine....

"A beach ball...a dog...a frog...a log...a poodle...a noodle...a doodle"
Posted via Mobile Device

I have no idea but this has been hanging around for a while, so I will throw out a new quote out there. Real easy, but here it is.

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Also the same movie "anti-meridian, uncle meridian all the little meridians"

icehog3
07-11-2010, 05:37 PM
I have no idea but this has been hanging around for a while, so I will throw out a new quote out there. Real easy, but here it is.

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Also the same movie "anti-meridian, uncle meridian all the little meridians"

Just saw most of this movie yesterday on cable...."Johnny Dangerously".

Last line of this particular film......"F*ck him.....He was trash".

markem
07-11-2010, 05:39 PM
Last line of this particular film......"F*ck him.....He was trash".

jagged edge

I do not think that words means what you think it means

T.G
07-11-2010, 05:51 PM
jagged edge

I do not think that words means what you think it means

Princess Bride.

"Why is there a watermelon there?"

ridenlive
07-16-2010, 12:28 AM
Shrek 4

"Do the roar"

T.G
07-16-2010, 01:37 AM
Shrek 4


I don't know if it was in Shrek 4 or not (never saw it), but I was taking it from Buckaroo Banzai, said by Jeff Goldbloom's character the first time he walked into the lab at the Banzai institute.

Carry on with your quote regardless.

icehog3
07-16-2010, 09:39 AM
I don't know if it was in Shrek 4 or not (never saw it), but I was taking it from Buckaroo Banzai, said by Jeff Goldbloom's character the first time he walked into the lab at the Banzai institute.

Carry on with your quote regardless.

I think maybe his quote is from Shrek 4? Not sure he looked at how this works.

T.G
07-16-2010, 11:10 AM
I think maybe his quote is from Shrek 4? Not sure he looked at how this works.

Yeah, that's a possibility too I guess.


---------ADDENDUM

Just googled "Do the roar". It would appear that your hunch is correct Tom <insert corny cop joke here>.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPva9P4nBlI

T.G
07-16-2010, 11:16 AM
New quote...

"No, we can't fly, but we do glide very well."

Subvet642
07-16-2010, 11:25 AM
Oops!

T.G
07-16-2010, 11:29 AM
This isn't exactly a movie quote, but it came from a documentary about Bob Dylan. It seems that when he was about to play a small venue early in his career, a death threat was called into the front desk of the theater claiming that someone was going to shoot Dylan with a shotgun, to which he said: "I don't mind being shot, Man, but I don't dig being told about it!"

This isn't a listing of famous quotes bro, it's a game. Identify the posted movie quote, then post one for the next person to figure out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Subvet642
07-16-2010, 11:32 AM
This isn't a listing of famous quotes bro, it's a game. Identify the posted movie quote, then post one for the next person to figure out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

My bad!

T.G
07-16-2010, 11:35 AM
Meh. No biggie.

Repeating current quote...

"No, we can't fly, but we do glide very well."

icehog3
07-16-2010, 01:13 PM
This isn't a listing of famous quotes bro, it's a game. Identify the posted movie quote, then post one for the next person to figure out. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Oops!

Shrek 4

"Do the roar"

Actually, it was ridenlive who didn't check the game before posting. ;)

T.G
07-16-2010, 01:23 PM
Actually, it was ridenlive who didn't check the game before posting. ;)

Darren did the same thing actually, but edited the post.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=918463&postcount=1031

SaltyMcGee
07-16-2010, 01:31 PM
"No, we can't fly, but we do glide very well."

The Chronicles of Riddick

"We musn't underestimate 'American blundering'. I was with them when they 'blundered' into Berlin in 1918."

ridenlive
07-16-2010, 11:30 PM
Actually, it was ridenlive who didn't check the game before posting. ;)
please do excuse i'm sorry. i just got carried away.

icehog3
07-16-2010, 11:33 PM
please do excuse i'm sorry. i just got carried away.

No apology necessary....watch how it works, and feel free to jump in when you know the current one. :tu

SvilleKid
07-17-2010, 11:00 AM
The Chronicles of Riddick

"We musn't underestimate 'American blundering'. I was with them when they 'blundered' into Berlin in 1918."

IMO, one of the top five movies of ALL time! Casablanca!

how about: "I didn't know you smoked.
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
B (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000615/): Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): About a pack a day.
B (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000615/): That'll kill ya!
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore. "

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093828/quotes?qt0273783)

SvilleKid
07-19-2010, 07:56 PM
IMO, one of the top five movies of ALL time! Casablanca!

how about: "I didn't know you smoked.
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): Just after sex, Bob. I'm trying to give it up.
B (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000615/): Well, at least you don't smoke that much.
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): About a pack a day.
B (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000615/): That'll kill ya!
N (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000902/): Bob, it won't kill ya. But it will make you very sore. "

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093828/quotes?qt0273783)

Anyone? One of the stars was John's brother. Another star was the son of famous singing star Tex.

icehog3
07-19-2010, 10:42 PM
Real Men. :)

"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone. "

thebayratt
07-19-2010, 10:52 PM
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone. "

Gran Torino

"I hope you have a big trunk...... 'cuz I'm gonna put my bike in it!"

landhoney
07-20-2010, 01:17 PM
Gran Torino

"I hope you have a big trunk...... 'cuz I'm gonna put my bike in it!"

40 Year Old Virgin?

If so, "What the stink are they doing in there?"

Mr.Maduro
07-20-2010, 07:15 PM
For those of you who were interested it was "What About Bob?"



Where Eagles Dare!

Here's mine....

"A beach ball...a dog...a frog...a log...a poodle...a noodle...a doodle"
Posted via Mobile Device
Posted via Mobile Device

SvilleKid
07-21-2010, 09:19 AM
40 Year Old Virgin?

If so, "What the stink are they doing in there?"

Strange Brew

How about: E: "A S & M club? Like, sadism and masochism???" M: "Yeah, you know... You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours... only real hard."

SvilleKid
07-24-2010, 10:25 PM
Strange Brew

How about: E: "A S & M club? Like, sadism and masochism???" M: "Yeah, you know... You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours... only real hard."

Well, guess I'll post another movie quote if no guesses tomorrow.

icehog3
07-24-2010, 10:32 PM
Strange Brew

How about: E: "A S & M club? Like, sadism and masochism???" M: "Yeah, you know... You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours... only real hard."

Loose Cannons? :confused:

If so....

"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do."

Kreth
07-24-2010, 10:45 PM
"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do."
T2

"Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
Posted via Mobile Device

SaltyMcGee
07-24-2010, 11:34 PM
T2

"Don't push it, or I'll give you a war you won't believe."
Posted via Mobile Device

First Blood

"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

icehog3
07-25-2010, 06:57 AM
"Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

The Manchurian Candidate.

"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

SNKBYT
07-27-2010, 03:14 PM
The Manchurian Candidate.

"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
Planet of the Apes (1968)

"welcome to the human race"

icehog3
07-27-2010, 05:13 PM
"welcome to the human race"

Escape From L.A.

" When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try."

kugie
07-27-2010, 08:21 PM
Escape From L.A.

" When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try."

Billy Jack

"A naked Blonde walks into a bar with a poodle underone arm and a two foot salami under the other. The bartender says.............."

markem
07-27-2010, 08:53 PM
"A naked Blonde walks into a bar with a poodle underone arm and a two foot salami under the other. The bartender says.............."

The Breakfast Club

Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!
Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?

SvilleKid
07-28-2010, 09:48 PM
Loose Cannons? :confused:

If so....

"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do."

You had it right Tom. Should have checked in earlier. Been tied up with family issues.

mash
07-30-2010, 06:24 PM
The Breakfast Club

Whoa, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!
Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?

No country for old men.

"I am handicapped. I'm psychotic".

T.G
07-30-2010, 07:30 PM
No country for old men.

"I am handicapped. I'm psychotic".


Johnny Dangeriously.


"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Babylon five..."

mash
07-30-2010, 08:18 PM
Johnny Dangeriously.


"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of Babylon five..."

"This island Earth can be yours, if the price is right". MST3K



"Guns, when do we get guns"

SvilleKid
08-02-2010, 10:10 PM
"This island Earth can be yours, if the price is right". MST3K



"Guns, when do we get guns"

The original....

Police Academy

How about: "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER. "

SaltyMcGee
08-02-2010, 10:31 PM
The original....

Police Academy

How about: "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER. "

Robin Hood: Prince of Theives

"See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now."

icehog3
08-02-2010, 10:35 PM
"See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now."

Footloose. :dance:

"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

ActionAndy
08-03-2010, 08:04 AM
"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver?

icehog3
08-03-2010, 08:19 AM
Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver?

No Sir.



"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

ActionAndy
08-03-2010, 08:22 AM
Guess the joke wasn't as funny as I thought (Air Bud is a series about a golden retriever that joins sports teams...)

icehog3
08-03-2010, 08:27 AM
Guess the joke wasn't as funny as I thought (Air Bud is a series about a golden retriever that joins sports teams...)

I smiled. :)

SvilleKid
08-05-2010, 06:02 PM
Footloose. :dance:

"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

Anyone have Tom on this Quote?

icehog3
08-05-2010, 06:36 PM
Anyone have Tom on this Quote?

"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

If it isn't solved tonight when I get home from work, I will give it to yens and post a new one. :)

SaltyMcGee
08-05-2010, 08:26 PM
"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

I even looked it up on google just to see what it was and couldn't find it.

icehog3
08-06-2010, 12:31 AM
"Every second of his miserable douchebag life insults me".

Yup, I looked in a few different places but couldn't find it on the net.

State of Grace (1990)

The Italian Mob boss Borelli (Joe Viterelli) says it to the Irish Mob boss Frankie (Ed Harris) after Frankie's brother Jackie (Gary Oldman) killed one of Borelli's men.

OK, how about an easy one since I clogged this up for days...

"Go ahead...Make my day". ;)

pnoon
08-06-2010, 12:33 AM
"Go ahead...Make my day". ;)

:hm

icehog3
08-06-2010, 12:46 AM
:hm

:rolleyes:

357
08-06-2010, 07:50 AM
OK, how about an easy one since I clogged this up for days...

"Go ahead...Make my day". ;)

Oooo oooo!!! Isn't that from Twilight? ;)



























Sorry I couldn't help but poke fun at current pop culture.

pektel
08-06-2010, 08:06 AM
Dirty Harry.

Quote: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and "Everyone Wang Chung Tonight."

icehog3
08-06-2010, 08:41 AM
Dirty Harry.



Incorrect.

"Go ahead...Make my day".

pektel
08-06-2010, 08:46 AM
You're right, I had my Clint Eastwood movies mixed up. Sudden Impact. damnit. hadn't had the morning coffee yet :D

icehog3
08-06-2010, 08:55 AM
Correctamundo..



Quote: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and "Everyone Wang Chung Tonight."

Here's the current quote.

markem
08-07-2010, 01:50 PM
Out Cold

What a noble subject, if only he had a noble King.

markem
08-10-2010, 07:12 PM
What a noble subject, if only he had a noble King.

I'll give this until tomorrow. It is a well-known movie.

SvilleKid
08-11-2010, 01:26 AM
I'll give this until tomorrow. It is a well-known movie.

Yes, it is. I'd hoped someone might guess it, but I'll go ahead.

El Cid. 1960's film, if I'm not mistaken.

What about: "This is the West. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

Neuromancer
08-11-2010, 03:30 AM
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

kugie
08-11-2010, 04:46 AM
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."


To have and Have not

Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys

jonumberone
08-11-2010, 04:50 AM
Kick ass

Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?

pektel
08-11-2010, 11:34 AM
Great movie there, although that part was kinda gross...

Goodfellas?

jonumberone
08-11-2010, 11:53 AM
:tu

pektel
08-11-2010, 12:01 PM
New quote:

It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer!

SaltyMcGee
08-11-2010, 12:02 PM
New quote:

It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Step-Brothers!

"You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"

pektel
08-11-2010, 12:07 PM
I think we have a record here of quickest answer...

People either love or hate Will Ferrell. I think he's hilarious.

T.G
08-11-2010, 12:38 PM
I think we have a record here of quickest answer...


and from someone sporting a Ron Burgundy avitar no less..

pektel
08-11-2010, 12:44 PM
Step-Brothers!

"You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"

40 Year Old Virgin!

"This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named C*ck-Knocker."

markem
08-11-2010, 01:00 PM
"This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. F*ckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherf*cking nuts by a guy named C*ck-Knocker."

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. A most excellent movie.

"Just 'cause we're goin' on this killing, that don't mean I'm gonna go back to bein' the way I was."

Lear31MX
08-11-2010, 01:21 PM
Unforgiven

and now my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined

markem
08-11-2010, 07:02 PM
and now my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined

Talladega Nights :r

Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."

Neuromancer
08-12-2010, 11:10 AM
Talladega Nights :r

Neytiri calls me skxawng. It means "moron."

Avatar

"Its got a wonderful defense mechanism--you don't dare kill it."

pnoon
08-12-2010, 11:24 AM
Avatar

"Its got a wonderful defense mechanism--you don't dare kill it."
Alien

"Just like Jello on springs."
Posted via Mobile Device

Subvet642
08-12-2010, 11:28 AM
Alien

"Just like Jello on springs."
Posted via Mobile Device

Some like it Hot

""Do you know what "scruples" are?

No, but if you got 'em I'll bet they belong to somebody else!""

markem
08-12-2010, 03:18 PM
""Do you know what "scruples" are?

No, but if you got 'em I'll bet they belong to somebody else!""

Paper Moon

My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?

jonumberone
08-12-2010, 03:59 PM
Easy one for the Jersey guys
Clerks

Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Yes, I don't think he is

jonumberone
08-17-2010, 10:11 AM
Sorry for clogging this up!:td

Robert Deniro as Ruppert pupkin In The King of Comedey

I'll lob a softball ala Tom:)

Use the Force, Luke

Subvet642
08-17-2010, 10:34 AM
Star Wars: Episode IV, A New Hope


""If ever I meet one of you Texas waddies who ain't drunk water from a hoofprint, I think I'll... I'll shake their hand or buy 'em a Daniel Webster cigar.""

markem
08-17-2010, 10:43 AM
""If ever I meet one of you Texas waddies who ain't drunk water from a hoofprint, I think I'll... I'll shake their hand or buy 'em a Daniel Webster cigar.""

I'm pretty sure that it was True Grit. The Daniel Webster cigar reference gave it away.

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

Powers
08-17-2010, 11:21 AM
I'm pretty sure that it was True Grit. The Daniel Webster cigar reference gave it away.

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

Fargo. I can hear that accent in my head

Mine:

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

SaltyMcGee
08-17-2010, 01:13 PM
Fargo. I can hear that accent in my head

Mine:

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

Apocalypse Now

"That was my Skull! I'm so wasted!"

Jbailey
08-17-2010, 02:10 PM
"That was my Skull! I'm so wasted!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? "

Subvet642
08-20-2010, 12:48 PM
"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? "

Bottle Rocket


"My @ss is twitching, you people make my @ss twitch"

pektel
08-26-2010, 10:18 AM
French Kiss. I believe it was meg ryan's character making fun of Kevin Kline's character. Decent movie I thought.

"Don't air raid for that b*tch, I hate that sh*t. It's like that Clint f*cker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f*cker? Dominant male monkey mother f*cker!"

markem
09-07-2010, 05:53 PM
"Don't air raid for that b*tch, I hate that sh*t. It's like that Clint f*cker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f*cker? Dominant male monkey mother f*cker!"

Dazed and Confused

"Royale with Cheese"

pektel
09-07-2010, 06:15 PM
pulp fiction
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pektel
09-07-2010, 06:20 PM
the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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markem
09-07-2010, 06:23 PM
the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

kugie
09-07-2010, 08:00 PM
You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Keeping with the nose theme

Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming

SvilleKid
09-08-2010, 02:51 PM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Keeping with the nose theme

Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming

Not one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks. Not a bad movie, just not one of my favs: Roxanne

How about: "Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

pektel
09-08-2010, 02:56 PM
You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

I will let this slide because the snozzberry was originally from willy wonka. But my quote was from Super Troopers. In one of the opening scenes with the pot smoking kids in the back seat of the cruiser.

sevans105
09-08-2010, 03:00 PM
I will let this slide because the snozzberry was originally from willy wonka. But my quote was from Super Troopers. In one of the opening scenes with the pot smoking kids in the back seat of the cruiser.

LOL.... yeah, while he's licking the plexiglas in the squad car.... ewwwww!

pektel
09-08-2010, 03:17 PM
littering and...... :r

SNKBYT
09-08-2010, 04:05 PM
Not one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks. Not a bad movie, just not one of my favs: Roxanne

How about: "Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

Blazing Saddles

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

T.G
09-08-2010, 04:30 PM
Blazing Saddles

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

Ghostbusters


"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

TheDudeAbides
09-08-2010, 10:00 PM
"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

"You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get f*@%ed"

SvilleKid
09-08-2010, 11:18 PM
"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

"You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get f*@%ed"

Which do you want? I first knew it as "A Fistful of Dynamite", but more recently it's listed under the original(?) working title; "Duck You Sucker"

A newer flic: "Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

T.G
09-08-2010, 11:47 PM
"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?


Yes that's it. It seems I accidentally misquoted it when going from memory.

357
09-09-2010, 06:21 AM
Which do you want? I first knew it as "A Fistful of Dynamite", but more recently it's listed under the original(?) working title; "Duck You Sucker"

A newer flic: "Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

Batman Begins


"I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

SaltyMcGee
09-09-2010, 06:58 AM
"I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

Full Metal Jacket

"Come with me if you want to live."

357
09-09-2010, 07:13 AM
Full Metal Jacket

"Come with me if you want to live."

Terminator 2



"I want my two dollars"

icehog3
09-09-2010, 07:52 AM
"I want my two dollars"

Better Off Dead.

"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

ActionAndy
09-09-2010, 08:05 AM
Better Off Dead.

"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

Get Him to the Greek

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

sevans105
09-09-2010, 01:10 PM
"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

Time Bandits

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands"

CBI_2
09-10-2010, 07:34 PM
Time Bandits

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands"

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen


My practices aren’t designed for your enjoyment.

markem
09-10-2010, 07:40 PM
My practices aren’t designed for your enjoyment.

Hoosiers

The only way to nab our man is to catch him in the act - catch him so that there's no escape, no alibi. And that means gambling with Sir Henry's life.

CBI_2
09-10-2010, 08:25 PM
Hoosiers

The only way to nab our man is to catch him in the act - catch him so that there's no escape, no alibi. And that means gambling with Sir Henry's life.
The Hound of the Baskervilles


Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is.

SaltyMcGee
09-10-2010, 10:13 PM
Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is.

Animal House

"You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

sevans105
09-10-2010, 10:37 PM
Animal House

"You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

Good will hunting

Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

pektel
09-10-2010, 10:46 PM
tommy boy! Took me a minute.
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markem
09-10-2010, 11:05 PM
tommy boy! Took me a minute.
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:tt

markem
09-10-2010, 11:16 PM
okay, it's been a while and I think Peter fell asleep at his palm pilot, so to keep it moving ...

I'll kill your friends, your family, and the ***** you took to the prom!

CasaDooley
09-11-2010, 12:14 AM
okay, it's been a while and I think Peter fell asleep at his palm pilot, so to keep it moving ...

I'll kill your friends, your family, and the ***** you took to the prom!

:hm Don't know if I want to admit I know this...Hudson Hawk:r

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

pektel
09-11-2010, 09:07 AM
wasn't sleeping. Just inebriated. Thanks for keeping the flow!
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ninjavanish
09-11-2010, 09:58 AM
:hm Don't know if I want to admit I know this...Hudson Hawk:r

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

That would be Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven, am I right?

QUOTE:

In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."


-------------------------------------

Bonus points if you know who Adolphe is.

TheDudeAbides
09-11-2010, 02:11 PM
That would be Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven, am I right?

QUOTE:

In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."


-------------------------------------

Bonus points if you know who Adolphe is.

Totally underrated Bogart movie - We're No Angels.

"No, psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

markem
09-11-2010, 03:02 PM
"No, psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

Excellent movie: Gross Pointe Blank

Eat lead, froggies!

kugie
09-11-2010, 05:06 PM
Excellent movie: Gross Pointe Blank

Eat lead, froggies!

The Muppet Movie

Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white

markem
09-11-2010, 05:20 PM
The Muppet Movie

Nope.

TheDudeAbides
09-11-2010, 06:06 PM
The Muppet Movie

Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white

Too easy with the quote in your signature, too. Ghostbusters!

As far as "eat lead, froggies" goes, I'm pretty sure it was rowdy Roddy Piper who said that, but I can't for the life of me remember what crappy movie it was.

"If I gotta die for a word..... I want my word to be "pointing""

markem
09-11-2010, 06:35 PM
Eat lead, froggies!

This one is still up.

SvilleKid
09-11-2010, 09:02 PM
This one is still up.

I have to say, I don't know if a quote from a "C" or "D" grade movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown" could really be called a famous quote!! :r

Was that movie any cheesier than Roddy Piper was in "They Live"??? I'd have to say YES! If that is even possible!

OK, how about:

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? "

markem
09-11-2010, 09:06 PM
I have to say, I don't know if a quote from a "C" or "D" grade movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown" could really be called a famous quote!! :r


You be the judge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_pBD-1P9c8

SvilleKid
09-11-2010, 11:08 PM
You be the judge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_pBD-1P9c8

Ever-so cheesy, "D" grade movie! But hey, the quote was ID'd, so will move on.

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? " is the quote that's up.

sevans105
09-12-2010, 02:00 PM
Ever-so cheesy, "D" grade movie! But hey, the quote was ID'd, so will move on.

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? " is the quote that's up.

City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

"Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo"

pektel
09-12-2010, 04:10 PM
drop dead fred?
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sevans105
09-12-2010, 04:38 PM
Excellent! Your turn to come up with a line!

pektel
09-12-2010, 05:20 PM
yippee ki yay motherf*cker.
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chippewastud79
09-12-2010, 05:21 PM
yippee ki yay motherf*cker.
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Any one of the Die Hard movies.

"You mean you have to use your hands?"
"Its like a baby's toy"

Starscream
09-12-2010, 05:54 PM
Any one of the Die Hard movies.

"You mean you have to use your hands?"
"Its like a baby's toy"

Back to the Future II:tu The scene in the 80s cafe when Marty is playing the arcade game.




"Give me some sugar, Baby!"

pektel
09-12-2010, 06:28 PM
i think marty was playing duck hunt.
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pektel
09-12-2010, 09:25 PM
army of darkness.
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pektel
09-12-2010, 09:26 PM
"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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CasaDooley
09-15-2010, 04:44 AM
"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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How about a hint to get this rolling again...please.:D

pektel
09-15-2010, 07:01 AM
the character's name is cooter.
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ir13
09-15-2010, 10:57 AM
"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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Dukes of Hazzard

"I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. In the words of Ancient Taoist masters, Don't start none... Won't be none. "

sikk50
09-15-2010, 11:14 AM
The Losers!

This one maybe a little harder
"Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

shemp
09-15-2010, 12:02 PM
The Losers!

This one maybe a little harder
"Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

Some like it hot




"I just wanna have a little fun before I die"

SUOrangeGuy
09-15-2010, 12:11 PM
"I just wanna have a little fun before I die"


Armageddon.



"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

markem
09-15-2010, 12:15 PM
"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

I think that this was Dark Knight (but could it also be seven?)

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station.

shemp
09-15-2010, 12:27 PM
Armageddon.



"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

The Dark Knight



"I don't roll on Shabash!"

shemp
09-15-2010, 12:31 PM
I think that this was Dark Knight (but could it also be seven?)

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station.

The usual suspects.


"i don't roll on shabash!"

Powers
09-15-2010, 05:48 PM
"i don't roll on shabash!"

The Big Lebowski.

Mine:

"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!"

markem
09-15-2010, 06:22 PM
"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!"

Patton.


I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

SvilleKid
10-20-2010, 10:00 PM
Patton.


I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

I can't believe this thread got sidetracked by such an easy quote!!

Clint Eastwood, A Fistful of Dollars!!

Ok, to get us back on track:

"Well, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the ^%$&*$ Smokey Mountains, cross 5000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily, and jump out of a F'ing airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity"

LasciviousXXX
10-20-2010, 10:29 PM
..... "Nazi aint got no humanity" :D Inglourious Basterds



"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

SvilleKid
10-23-2010, 02:32 PM
..... "Nazi aint got no humanity" :D Inglourious Basterds



"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

Anyone on this one? A Johnny Depp/John Malkovich offering, I believe.

I'll give it several hours before I identify, to see if anyone else knows!

CasaDooley
10-23-2010, 02:46 PM
"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

The Libertine

But you can't kill the boogie man!

CBI_2
10-25-2010, 03:04 PM
The Libertine

But you can't kill the boogie man!
Halloween (1978)

You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!

SvilleKid
11-11-2010, 10:50 PM
Halloween (1978)

You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!


"Abbott and Costello meet the Killer, Boris Karloff"

How about: " The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. "

CasaDooley
11-12-2010, 11:48 AM
" The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. "

Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

SvilleKid
11-17-2010, 05:30 PM
Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

Anyone, before I ID this one? Hint: A good WWII movie, made around 1980.

SvilleKid
11-25-2010, 08:15 PM
Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

OK, no takers? Then I'll do it: The Big Red One!

So, what about :" what in John Wayne;s a$$ is going on here?"

sikk50
11-26-2010, 02:04 AM
City Slickers 2!!!

"As the late great Kernal Saunders said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

ChicagoWhiteSox
11-26-2010, 12:46 PM
City Slickers 2!!!

"As the late great Kernal Saunders said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

Talladega Nights


"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago"

markem
11-26-2010, 12:49 PM
"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago"

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind. "

Comedian
11-28-2010, 11:36 AM
Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind. "

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine!"

SvilleKid
11-30-2010, 10:38 PM
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine!"

OK, I'll take this one. Love those old Marx Brothers' movies! Animal Crackers.

So, how about an easy one: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

icehog3
12-01-2010, 01:52 AM
OK, I'll take this one. Love those old Marx Brothers' movies! Animal Crackers.

So, how about an easy one: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

357
12-01-2010, 06:52 AM
Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

Independence Day?

If so my quote is:

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders......chicken?

landhoney
12-01-2010, 08:34 AM
Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

Independence Day?

If so my quote is:

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders......chicken?

I think Tom's is also from Airplane (Leslie Nielson) but if you are correct your quote is from Space Balls.

So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

icehog3
12-01-2010, 10:42 AM
I think Tom's is also from Airplane (Leslie Nielson) but if you are correct your quote is from Space Balls.

So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cehS0phSX0Y

markem
12-01-2010, 10:49 AM
So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

Just watched Strange Brew on netflix!

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

kugie
12-09-2010, 07:07 AM
Just watched Strange Brew on netflix!

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

The Naked Gun.

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now ..."

Tis the Season

CasaDooley
12-09-2010, 12:06 PM
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now ..."
Tis the Season

Just watched this last night. Christmas Vacation!:tu

"The b!tch hit me with a toaster!"

Bunker
12-09-2010, 12:40 PM
Just watched this last night. Christmas Vacation!:tu

"The b!tch hit me with a toaster!"

That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

kugie
12-09-2010, 03:42 PM
That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

"Everytime she revved up the microwave I would piss myself and forget who I was for an hour. "

SvilleKid
12-09-2010, 05:32 PM
That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

Are you posting this line as the next one up? If so, probably should post one from a different movie!!!

SvilleKid
12-09-2010, 05:34 PM
"Everytime she revved up the microwave I would piss myself and forget who I was for an hour. "

You need to answer a movie quote, then post a new quote. Although, Bunker needs to actually post a new quote first, not another quote from the same movie.

kugie
12-12-2010, 06:58 PM
You need to answer a movie quote, then post a new quote. Although, Bunker needs to actually post a new quote first, not another quote from the same movie.

Got carried away it's a funny movie :tu

kugie
12-12-2010, 07:04 PM
This seemed to have dies alittle so New quote if it's ok.

"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

SvilleKid
12-13-2010, 10:50 PM
This seemed to have dies alittle so New quote if it's ok.

"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

Bump?

icehog3
12-14-2010, 12:50 AM
"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

Role Models.

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

CasaDooley
12-14-2010, 11:00 AM
Role Models.

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

Watched this last week: Unforgiven :tu

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b!tches.

GKitty
12-14-2010, 11:11 AM
Watched this last week: Unforgiven :tu

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b!tches.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same.

ChicagoWhiteSox
12-14-2010, 11:21 AM
The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same.

True Grit.


"Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have recognized...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka? Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist?"

Skywalker
12-14-2010, 12:56 PM
True Grit.


"Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have recognized...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka? Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist?"

John Candy in Home Alone!

Sorry is this one has been used:
"I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

Chainsaw13
12-14-2010, 01:05 PM
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

Educator
12-14-2010, 01:07 PM
John Candy in Home Alone!

Sorry is this one has been used:
"I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

Chevy Chase...Christmas Vacation

"Fill your hands you son-of-a-*****!!"

Kreth
12-14-2010, 01:22 PM
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
Real Genius

"C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?!"
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SvilleKid
12-14-2010, 01:50 PM
Real Genius

"C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?!"
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Starship Troopers!

How about: "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere"

Steve
12-14-2010, 03:13 PM
It's a Wonderful Life

"The Bit*h hit me with a toaster..."

SNKBYT
12-14-2010, 04:49 PM
It's a Wonderful Life

"The Bit*h hit me with a toaster..."

SCROOGED.......Bill Murray

"Fate it seems was not without a sense of irony"

markem
12-14-2010, 04:52 PM
"Fate it seems was not without a sense of irony"

Matrix

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station."

Kreth
12-14-2010, 05:14 PM
"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station."
The Usual Suspects (of course, you used ths quote two pages back) ;)

"Wake up! Time to die!"
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SvilleKid
12-14-2010, 06:00 PM
The Usual Suspects (of course, you used ths quote two pages back) ;)

"Wake up! Time to die!"
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Harrison Ford, Blade Runner.

"Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. "

Bill86
12-14-2010, 06:02 PM
Harrison Ford, Blade Runner.

"Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. "

Matt Damon, Dogma

"We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

T.G
12-14-2010, 08:08 PM
Harrison Ford, Blade Runner.


FWIW since the actor isn't a requirement for this thread (I think) - right movie, wrong actor. That was Leon (Brion James) who said that - right after he knocked Deckard (Harrison Ford) unconscious and had picked him back up and was about to gouge Deckard's eyes out. Before he could though, Leon was shot in the back by Rachel (Sean Young) with Deckard's blaster...

kugie
12-15-2010, 05:08 AM
Matt Damon, Dogma

"We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

Memento

"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!"

icehog3
12-15-2010, 10:21 AM
"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!"

It's A Wonderful Life. :)

"Oh, for Pete's sakes! Look! She's getting out! Go chop her head off or something!"

Ismith75
12-15-2010, 10:33 AM
Saving Silverman!

"The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff"

markem
12-15-2010, 10:45 AM
"The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff"

Caddyshack! Love that movie - taught me the right way to drink tequila.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

icehog3
12-15-2010, 10:48 AM
Caddyshack! Love that movie - taught me the right way to drink tequila.

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

It's A Wonderful Life. :)

"How am I doing, Joseph? Thanks. I did NOT have a drink!"

Devanmc
12-15-2010, 04:49 PM
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

markem
12-15-2010, 04:51 PM
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

:sh you have to answer the previous one before you can post one

Devanmc
12-15-2010, 05:23 PM
:sh you have to answer the previous one before you can post one

my bad :tf

answer to previous, "its a wonderful life" ... i think

SvilleKid
12-15-2010, 05:41 PM
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

Devan is correct in identifying Tom's quote as also being from "It's A Wonderful Life". Thus, his quote above is now the one up for I.D.

CasaDooley
12-15-2010, 10:19 PM
"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb."

Spaceballs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7XVcqZodAM&feature=related

"It's just that your face is so... Como un burro."

Devanmc
12-20-2010, 07:41 PM
Despicable Me!

This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And, it's your fault!

TNT009
12-20-2010, 08:52 PM
Keith David from :Platoon"

Free your mind... And your a$s will follow!

icehog3
12-21-2010, 01:02 AM
Keith David from :Platoon"

Free your mind... And your a$s will follow!

Actually, you have to indentify the movie from the previous quote, then you add you own for others to guess. ;)

Despicable Me!

This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And, it's your fault!

M.A.S.H.

"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

kugie
12-21-2010, 05:07 AM
Actually, you have to indentify the movie from the previous quote, then you add you own for others to guess. ;)



M.A.S.H.

"You are a menace. A walking pestilence."

Planet of the apes

"frah-gee-lay.. It Must be Italian"

Devanmc
12-21-2010, 05:13 AM
A Christmas Story!


Look, just so I can tell my friends, what this dream is about, okay? Where am I?

Lumpold
12-22-2010, 08:16 PM
Tron!


"I know it, Richard, but it's all over. You know, I'm glad. I need the rest."

icehog3
12-23-2010, 01:11 AM
"I know it, Richard, but it's all over. You know, I'm glad. I need the rest."

The Fugitive.

"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."

Bill86
12-23-2010, 01:16 AM
The Fugitive.

"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."

Gangs of New York, good movie :tu

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."

kugie
12-23-2010, 04:41 AM
Gangs of New York, good movie :tu

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted."

Fight Club


"You Know, Sometimes charity really hurts"

SvilleKid
12-27-2010, 01:38 PM
Fight Club


"You Know, Sometimes charity really hurts"

Rocky 3, or, Rocky III

An easy one: "Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack"

markem
12-27-2010, 01:41 PM
An easy one: "Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack"

Dr. Strangelove

What we have here ... is failure to communicate

icehog3
12-27-2010, 04:31 PM
Dr. Strangelove

What we have here ... is failure to communicate

Cool Hand Luke.

"Piss on Eddie Shore!"

Chainsaw13
12-27-2010, 04:51 PM
Cool Hand Luke.

"Piss on Eddie Shore!"

Slapshot

" It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... "

chippewastud79
12-27-2010, 05:11 PM
" It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... "

Beerfest :chr

"Its so FLUFFY!"

markem
12-30-2010, 10:58 AM
"Its so FLUFFY!"

Despicable me!

No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits.

kugie
12-30-2010, 11:13 AM
Despicable me!

No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits.

My Cousin Vinny

Kick her in the balls!

Damocles
12-30-2010, 11:30 AM
Kick her in the balls!

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World


"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

icehog3
12-30-2010, 01:32 PM
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World


"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Swede! Swede! Swede! Swede!"

Kreth
12-30-2010, 01:37 PM
"Swede! Swede! Swede! Swede!"
Heartbreak Ridge.

"Don't go chasing waterfalls."
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Darrell
01-01-2011, 12:58 AM
The Other Guys.

Hella funny.

Kreth
01-01-2011, 07:51 AM
The Other Guys.

Hella funny.
Is "Hella funny." your quote or a comment about The Other Guys? ;)
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kugie
01-10-2011, 08:12 AM
New movie Quote:

"Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an asshole!"

mpd340
01-10-2011, 08:40 AM
New movie Quote:

"Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an asshole!"


Maximum Overdrive.


"S*%$#@&@ Full"

Chainsaw13
01-10-2011, 10:51 AM
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

"What the f&ck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?"

Kreth
01-10-2011, 12:59 PM
"What the f&ck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?"
Dogma.

"A little fight in you. I like that.
Then you're gonna love me!"
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Lumpold
01-13-2011, 07:36 PM
Dogma.

"A little fight in you. I like that.
Then you're gonna love me!"
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The Dark Knight.

"No time for love, Doctor Jones!"

p.s. I want both answers :r

Lumpold
01-15-2011, 07:50 PM
The Dark Knight.

"No time for love, Doctor Jones!"

p.s. I want both answers :r

OK, either answer :lr

kugie
02-03-2011, 09:12 AM
OK, either answer :lr

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


"Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin',"

SvilleKid
02-03-2011, 05:21 PM
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


"Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin',"

Ice Age

My quote is an easy one, to get some air time for the thread:

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum"

Stephen
02-03-2011, 07:13 PM
OK, either answer :lr
The other movie it was in was Clerks.

pektel
02-03-2011, 07:49 PM
Ice Age

My quote is an easy one, to get some air time for the thread:

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum"

Austin powers

Another easy one:

"There is no way you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!*"
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