Famous Movie Quotes

[Demented]

I'm a bad man.

Thought that was from “Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein” :al

[Demented]

"We're going to need to make a lot of rope."

How about another quote?

[Starchild]

"We're going to need to make a lot of rope."

Castaway

"Ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

[LooseCard]

Castaway
That's what I thought...


Haven't seen this one... yours is...

O Brother, Where Art Thou?


New Line / quote:
And, Pam... get some rest. You look tired.

[Demented]

And, Pam... get some rest. You look tired.

"Get some rest, Pam. You look tired."

The Bourne Supremacy

“The good doctor approached me with a piece of broken mirror. "Try this,"

[Demented]

“The good doctor approached me with a piece of broken mirror. "Try this,"

Same movie...

"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife."

[Demented]

Same movie...

"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife."

Hannibal

"Better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup."

[kugie]

Hannibal

"Better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup."


Blade II

"You know, sometimes I even amaze myself"

[Demented]

"You know, sometimes I even amaze myself"

My Blue Heaven

"Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fû©king nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?"

[LooseCard]

Another from Blade 2 I believe.



I'll give you 2 lines...

"What are you doing?!"
"Trying to catch a bus."

[LooseCard]

Was from Transporter 2
He jumps down onto a Jet-ski while chasing the badguy, flips the chick over and behind him, and takes off.....

==========
Let's try this one:
I live my life, a quarter mile at a time.

[Demented]

I live my life, a quarter mile at a time.

The Fast and the Furious

"My hair, They shot my hair!"

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

The Fast and the Furious

"My hair, They shot my hair!"

Spaceballs


"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."

[Col. Kurtz]

"Ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

The original Nat. Lampoon's Vacation?

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

The original Nat. Lampoon's Vacation?

Its from o brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_YryVgLOg

[LooseCard]

Its from o brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw_YryVgLOg

So post a new one then!

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

I did post#513

[Demented]

"This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One."

Great movie... The French Connection

"My Vheels, I can't move my Vheels"

[Demented]

"My Vheels, I can't move my Vheels"

I know one of you knows the movie this is from, here's another line.

A mental mind fû©k can be nice.

[Demented]

Another from the same movie...

"Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?"

[Demented]

Another from the same movie... ""And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show.



"I never thought I would see the day when the President of the United States would raise an army to invade his own country. Mister Blair, I cannot and will not lead it. "

Easy one

[SvilleKid]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show.



"I never thought I would see the day when the President of the United States would raise an army to invade his own country. Mister Blair, I cannot and will not lead it. "

Easy one

Robert Duvall as Robert E. Lee, "Gods and Generals"

how about:

"Today, my jurisdiction ends HERE!"

[LooseCard]

Robert Duvall as Robert E. Lee, "Gods and Generals"

how about:

"Today, my jurisdiction ends HERE!"

Silverado





"What idiot put you in charge?"
"You did, when you shot my boss."

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Silverado





"What idiot put you in charge?"
"You did, when you shot my boss."

Die Hard


"I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder."

[chippewastud79]

"I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder."

The Conversation

"If I am going to die, I'm going to die well dressed."

[Demented]

"If I am going to die, I'm going to die well dressed."

The Patriot

"she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight"

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

The Patriot

"she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight"

Beetlejuice?


"See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can f%$# around with you. It also means you could f&%$ around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything."

[Demented]

"See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means you belong to a family and crew. It means that nobody can f%$# around with you. It also means you could f&%$ around with anybody just as long as they aren't also a member. It's like a license to steal. It's a license to do anything."

Goodfellas

“Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.”

[SNKBYT]

Goodfellas

“Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.”

The Cowboy Way

"I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...and those I'm about to"

[Demented]

"I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...and those I'm about to"

The Cowboys

“Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.”

[lightning9191]

The Cowboys

“Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.”

Up in Smoke I think

"Did you make a copy? Cause if you made a copy we could watch the copy."

[chippewastud79]

"Did you make a copy? Cause if you made a copy we could watch the copy."

Road Trip

"Even the cops are Hollywood in Hollywood."

[Demented]

"Even the cops are Hollywood in Hollywood."

The Fast and the Furious

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

[LooseCard]

I knew that I knew this one, but had to look it up.
:bh :bh why couldn't I remember that one! Duh!

The Last Starfighter



"You're not my type."
(another characters line)
"Single"

[Demented]

"You're not my type." (another characters line) Single"

How about a single quote... One that stands out from a particular movie, rather than a dialog abstract that could be from a number of films.

[Mark]

"You're not my type."
(another characters line)
"Single"

James Bond: Casino Royale


"I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything; he'll... he'll see the Big Board!"

[SvilleKid]

James Bond: Casino Royale


"I don't know exactly how to put this, sir, but are you aware of what a serious breach of security that would be? I mean, he'll see everything; he'll... he'll see the Big Board!"

Oh My Goodness!!! Why hasn't this one been answered??!!!!!

Easy, Easy, Easy! But, still a classic!!! I'll give this 30 minutes, then jump on it!

[Powers]

I got it!!!!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!"

[Demented]

I got it!

"YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!"

Yeh, you got it... So UFP, did you post this to kill the thread?

If not post the answer and a "Famous" movie quote! It's been 5 days.

[Powers]

The answer was The Godfather Part I

We'll give it another shot......

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

[Mr.Maduro]

The answer was The Godfather Part I

We'll give it another shot......

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Casablanca?

Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

[LooseCard]

Easy peezy... American Beauty

Good movie, wierd ending.



This should be easy..........
"Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven."

[lightning9191]

Easy peezy... American Beauty

Good movie, wierd ending.



This should be easy..........
"Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven."

Cool Runnings?

"Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fcuk this one up. But he should get one just like it."

[chippewastud79]

"Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well not this one, cause I'm gonna fcuk this one up. But he should get one just like it."

Bad Boys 2

"You can have any beer in here, as long as its a Corona"

[LooseCard]

The Fast and the Furious



And for another easy and memorable....
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

[SvilleKid]

The Fast and the Furious



And for another easy and memorable....
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley"

Airplane


"You DO throw like a girl"

[donjefe]

Airplane


"You DO throw like a girl"

Sahara?

"Boy, the next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**king Mark Twain sh*t, cause it 's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Sahara?

"Boy, the next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**king Mark Twain sh*t, cause it 's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."

The devils rejects



"I don't want to be like Frank"

[kugie]

The devils rejects



"I don't want to be like Frank"

RUDY

Love this Movie. Eveytime are they gonna let him Play.


Ok we'll take the n^*&..ers and the Ch&%*ks but we don't want the Irish!

[Powers]

don't know the quote but i like ur signature from Ghostbusters kugie

:tu

[taltos]

RUDY

Love this Movie. Eveytime are they gonna let him Play.


Ok we'll take the n^*&..ers and the Ch&%*ks but we don't want the Irish!Blazing Saddles.

"I can't swim. That's ok, the fall will probably kill you."

[SNKBYT]

Blazing Saddles.

"I can't swim. That's ok, the fall will probably kill you."

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid..........just B4 jumping off cliff into the river

"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun"

[LooseCard]

Army of Darkness




"Door's welded. Throw your leg over."

[Starscream]

Army of Darkness




"Door's welded. Throw your leg over."

Thomas Crown Affair
and/or
The Dukes of Hazzard




: It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
: The needs of the few...
: Or the one.

[SNKBYT]

Thomas Crown Affair
and/or
The Dukes of Hazzard




: It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
: The needs of the few...
: Or the one.

Star Trek II
"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!"

[kugie]

Star Trek II
"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!"

Ford Fairlane


"Diplomatic Imunity"

[SNKBYT]

Ford Fairlane


"Diplomatic Imunity"

LETHAL WEAPON II
"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

[kugie]

LETHAL WEAPON II
"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"



Blazzing Saddles

Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extrordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?

[kugie]

bump

No takers on the previous quote?

[SNKBYT]

Young Frankenstein

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants"

[Hippi3Slay3r]

Once Upon a Time in the West?


I bet she gives great helmet!

[kugie]

Once Upon a Time in the West?


I bet she gives great helmet!


Space balls


"It's a great life. Women when I want 'em and none with the name of Hogan"

[chippewastud79]

"It's a great life. Women when I want 'em and none with the name of Hogan"

Two Mules for Sister Sara

"I could really use some peanut butter cups right about now."

[SvilleKid]

Two Mules for Sister Sara

"I could really use some peanut butter cups right about now."

How about a clue, Chip.

Or, maybe another quote to get thread moving again.

This one even has me stumped!!:tu

[Junior]

Two Mules for Sister Sara

"I could really use some peanut butter cups right about now."

Black Sheep?

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

[chippewastud79]

Black Sheep?


Very nicely played. Can't believe that one took almost a week. Guess no one likes Chris Farley movies. :rolleyes:

[SvilleKid]

Black Sheep?

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

Not 100% sure, but 95%. Sounds like Tin Cup. Probably Kevin Cosner line.

Although, it would have made a great line delivered to Huge Jackman by Halle Berry in Swordfish while at the run-down trailer!!!:D:dr

How about an older one:

"....for someone who started lying recently, you're showing a real flare! "

[SNKBYT]

HOW TO STEAL A MILLION

"time catches up with everyone"

[Junior]

Very nicely played. Can't believe that one took almost a week. Guess no one likes Chris Farley movies. :rolleyes:

He is missed.

[LooseCard]

HOW TO STEAL A MILLION

"time catches up with everyone"
The Quick and the Dead




Quote:
"I guess I'm not walking as far as I thought."

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

The Quick and the Dead




Quote:
"I guess I'm not walking as far as I thought."

bump

[G G]

The Jerk:Navin R. Johnson (http://www.cigarasylum.com/name/nm0000188/): And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]

[LooseCard]

Damn! I killed it!
Sorry - been (and still) buried in work.
Quote:
"I guess I'm not walking as far as I thought."
Same movie:
"I trust everyone. I just don't trust the devil inside them."

[kelmac07]

Man, that sh*t be calling to me, calling to me."

[lightning9191]

Damn! I killed it!
Sorry - been (and still) buried in work.

Same movie:
"I trust everyone. I just don't trust the devil inside them."

The Italian Job

"Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance. "

[kugie]

The Italian Job

"Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance. "



The curious case of Ben Button



The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets

[csbrewfisher]

The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets

The Last Boy Scout


"You're killin' me Smalls"

[PeteSB75]

The Last Boy Scout


"You're killin' me Smalls"

The Sandlot


"Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. Hah, bet you didn't know I was gonna say that!"

[SvilleKid]

The Sandlot


"Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. Hah, bet you didn't know I was gonna say that!"

Last Action Hero

"When someone's all dead, there's only one thing to do. Go through their pockets and look for spare change"

[Hippi3Slay3r]

Last Action Hero

"When someone's all dead, there's only one thing to do. Go through their pockets and look for spare change"

The Princess Bride

"Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me."

[ir13]

The Princess Bride

"Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me."

The Lost Boys

They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money. I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB... and halfway to paying Petrovsky back. That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

[BigCat]

The Lost Boys

They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money. I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB... and halfway to paying Petrovsky back. That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Rounders.


"She's not my girlfriend. I find her attractive because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws."

[MajorCaptSilly]

"Get that cat out of here!"

MCS

[ir13]

Rounders.


"She's not my girlfriend. I find her attractive because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws."

Ghostbusters

Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.

[PeteSB75]

Ghostbusters

Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.

Ocean's Thirteen

"Your incompetence is becoming most taxing."

[ir13]

"Your incompetence is becoming most taxing."

Underworld

"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless! "

[PeteSB75]

Underworld

"FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless! "

Hackers

"You ruined my new jacket! Kill him a lot."

[Starchild]

"You ruined my new jacket! Kill him a lot."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

[Starchild]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

Stumped? Another quote from the same movie, same character

"We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days."

[ir13]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

Kelly's Heros

"You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan. "

[chippewastud79]

"You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan. "

The Fast and the Furious

"Are you OK? ...... Are you sure? Because you just went through a wall":tu

[SvilleKid]

"Are you OK? ...... Are you sure? Because you just went through a wall":tu

Anyone want to take a stab at this one? I can't come up with it, though I remember hearing in in a movie within the last couple of months.

[Demented]

The Fast and the Furious

"Are you alright?... Are you sure? Because you just went through a wall"

Gone in 60 seconds ~ 2000

"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

[foomanto]

Gone in 60 seconds ~ 2000

"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

taken

"why don't you just sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain"

[kugie]

taken

"why don't you just sit there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain"

Heartbreak ridge

We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a **** load of money!

[Starchild]

We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a **** load of money!
Spaceballs

And then he calls me a jerk, and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."

[Jdbwolverines]

And then he calls me a jerk, and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him, then."
Fargo

"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

[LooseCard]

New Country For Old Men ?


"The things I'm gonna do for my country..."

[chippewastud79]

"The things I'm gonna do for my country..."

XXX

"What do you have? A water pistol?"

[LooseCard]

A little off from the real quote, but...

From [b]The Rock[/ib]





Quote:
Always bet on black.

[Starchild]

Quote:
Always bet on black.

Passenger 57

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

[SvilleKid]

Passenger 57

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Good old Chevy Chase classic......... Fletch!

how about an easy one:

"Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hand."

[Demented]

"Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hand."

Joe Versus the Volcano

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

[csbrewfisher]

From True Lies:

Helen: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad.

[Demented]

This "I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

Is not from True Lies!

[Demented]

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of "Persons Name", I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."

Caligula ~ 1979

"If you're hungry, have a piece of your friend."

[blooz4u]

Caligula ~ 1979

"If you're hungry, have a piece of your friend."


Doomsday


"What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

[Demented]

"What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

Blues Brothers

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

[PeteSB75]

Blues Brothers

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

The Last Starfighter - great movie.

"I am a leaf on the wind."

[Demented]

"I am a leaf on the wind."

Serenity

"I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Oh Lord, please don't let us screw up. Amen."

[Starchild]

"I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Oh Lord, please don't let us screw up. Amen."

Space Cowboys

"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter"

[adampc22]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

[Demented]

"don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter"

Napoleon Dynamite

"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

[darkninja67]

Here is one that is not too obscure:

"Death? What do you know about death?"

[Starchild]

Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.

One quote at a time guys :rlz

Current quote to identify

"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

[Demented]

"A man who worships death. Can we trust him?"

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe"

[kelmac07]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

Judge Schmalls from Caddyshack

[Starchild]

"True love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe"

The Princess Bride

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

[Jdbwolverines]

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

Juno

"He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds."

[rhdad42]

Superbad.

"You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing."

[Demented]

"You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinkin', when we should be washing."

McLintock.

"The blood of these whores is killing me."

[Demented]

"The blood of these whores is killing me."

Blood for Dracula.

"If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up."

[Demented]

"If I see any of those little green men, I'll faint. The sound of my body falling will wake you up."

1958 ~ Queen of Outer Space

"Pardon me, ladies, but could you spare a coin for a moral cripple?"

[PeteSB75]

"Pardon me, ladies, but could you spare a coin for a moral cripple?"


Tales of Terror

I'm not afraid to admit I googled that one. I decided to take the pressure off Dememted, since he's been answering his own for the last three.

"What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?"

[Demented]

"What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?"

The Running Man

“Milk! How vomitable.”

[Demented]

“Milk! How vomitable.”

The raven

“I've seen me a lot of weird §hit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco.”

[rhdad42]

Planet Terror (or was it the other one?). I enjoyed them both.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."

[kugie]

Planet Terror (or was it the other one?). I enjoyed them both.

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."



Outlaw Josey Wales.


"are gonna do something or just stand there and bleed"

[kugie]

Since no Bit on the last one here's another

The first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year . . . I give you the Buddy Christ.

[lightning9191]

Since no Bit on the last one here's another

The first of many revamps the "Catholicism WOW!" campaign will unveil over the next year . . . I give you the Buddy Christ.

Dogma

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. "

[lightning9191]

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. "

Another quote from the same movie:

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

[Starchild]

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

The Departed

"Never tell me the odds!"

[kdog]

The Departed

"Never tell me the odds!"

Star Wars episode IV Han Solo

"you had me at hello"

[TheBeard]

"you had me at hello"

Jerry Maguire.

"Cuddle? What a f*g."
(I hope it hasn't already been done in this post)

[Powers]

Boondock Saints.


"I'm your huckleberry."

[kugie]

Boondock Saints.


"I'm your huckleberry."

Tombstone

"I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!"

[TheTraveler]

Tombstone

"I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!"

The Dark Knight



"It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?"

:ss

[SvilleKid]

The Dark Knight



"It's a little early in the day to go wigglin' your bean, ain't it Jake?"

:ss

OK, lets get this back running!

Line is from Lonesome Dove.

How about an easy one to jump start things:

I’m a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.

[MedicCook]

OK, lets get this back running!

Line is from Lonesome Dove.

How about an easy one to jump start things:

I’m a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.



Space Balls.

"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

[TheBeard]

"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."

Bevis and Butthead Do America.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"

[Sr Mike]

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"
Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

[SvilleKid]

Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"

[SvilleKid]

Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

[CubbiesFan4Life]

OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"

El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."

[LooseCard]

Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

[lightning9191]

Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"

Gran Turino....great movie!!!!!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

[:eevis]

Caddyshack!

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

[kelmac07]

"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"

[SchizoFilly]

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

Casino


"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."

[SchizoFilly]

"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."

The Salton Sea



"This town needs an enema!"

[TheTraveler]

"This town needs an enema!"

Batman (w/ Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)



"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"

Full Metal Jacket



"Look at the size of that tub! Wanna take a bath?"

[TheBeard]

"This town needs an enema!"

Batman.


"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"

[ratpack]

The Godfather

"I gave him offer he couldn't refuse".

[ratpack]

Fletch

"Every seen a splean this big". The doctor
"Not since breakfast". Fletch

[SchizoFilly]

"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"

Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.

[SvilleKid]

Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.

Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."

[SvilleKid]

Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."

Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"

[PeteSB75]

Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"

The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."

[kugie]

The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."

the fifth element

"Eight dollars for Beer Nuts? This room *is* evil!"

[lightning9191]

the fifth element

"Eight dollars for Beer Nuts? This room *is* evil!"

Another quote? A hint?

[kugie]

Another quote? A hint?



John Cusak Movie That has to do with a room

[kugie]

or we can do this one

The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.

[PeteSB75]

or we can do this one

The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.

Sin City


I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one.

[kugie]

Sin City


I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one.

watchmen

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

[kugie]

watchmen

concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Bump

Same movie

1st guy: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
2nd guy: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

[SNKBYT]

Bump

Same movie

1st guy: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
2nd guy: [jumps to an overweight controller] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
AIRPLANE

"Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!"

[G G]

Lonesome Dove

Gus McCrae (http://www.cigarasylum.com/name/nm0000380/): Only way to get better food around here is by shooting Bolivar. And another thing, Bol, I want you to quit whackin' that dinner bell for supper. You can hit it at noon if you want to, but lay off doin' it in the evenin'. See, a man with any sense at all can tell when it's sundown, without you whackin' that bell.
Bolivar (http://www.cigarasylum.com/name/nm0801988/): General Robert E. Lee freed the slaves. I can whack it if I want to.
Gus McCrae (http://www.cigarasylum.com/name/nm0000380/): It was Abe Lincoln that freed the slaves, Bol, not General Lee.
Pea Eye Parker (http://www.cigarasylum.com/name/nm0779850/): He didn't free Mexicans, anyway, Bol. It was Americans he freed.

[SNKBYT]

AIRPLANE

"Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!"

[QUOTE=ggainey;494510]Lonesome Dove

not the movie I got it from

[G G]

Sorry Alex and others. I only saw the last page and didn't bother to read the first post (my bad) I thought you just posted cool movie quotes.

[SchizoFilly]

AIRPLANE

"Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!"

Dr. Strangelove

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

[tobii3]

Boondock Saints!

hmm....

Well... that's newspapers for you, ma'am. You could fill volumes with what you don't read in them.

:D

No fair cheating by using Google!!!

[lightning9191]

A hint?

[markem]

Boondock Saints!

hmm....

Well... that's newspapers for you, ma'am. You could fill volumes with what you don't read in them.


:D

No fair cheating by using Google!!!

Green Berets, I think.

"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten"

[Buena Fortuna]

'The curch says you should forgive'
Foriveness come from God, it's my job to arrange the meeting...

What movie?
Posted via Mobile Device

[markem]

'The curch says you should forgive'
Foriveness come from God, it's my job to arrange the meeting...

What movie?
Posted via Mobile Device

You are supposed to correctly guess the one that is pending then post your own

[Demented]

"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten"

This is Spinal Tap

“You're too stupid to talk, Dale. Shut up.”

[yachties23]

This is Spinal Tap

“You're too stupid to talk, Dale. Shut up.”

Can't believe I know this but I took a day off work last week and it was on HBO on demand..

AVP requiem.

"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. "

[galaga]

Unforgiven; Bill Munny

How about: Mr. Cohill, it is a bitter thing, indeed, to learn that an officer who has had nine years experience in the cavalry - the officer to whom I am surrendering command of this troop in two more days - should have so little grasp of leadership as to allow himself to be shivvied into a go at "fisticuffs" while 'Taps' still sounds over a brave man's grave! God help this troop when I'm gone.

[kugie]

'The curch says you should forgive'
Foriveness come from God, it's my job to arrange the meeting...

What movie?
Posted via Mobile Device


Man on Fire

How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

[kugie]

Unforgiven; Bill Munny

How about: Mr. Cohill, it is a bitter thing, indeed, to learn that an officer who has had nine years experience in the cavalry - the officer to whom I am surrendering command of this troop in two more days - should have so little grasp of leadership as to allow himself to be shivvied into a go at "fisticuffs" while 'Taps' still sounds over a brave man's grave! God help this troop when I'm gone.


I have to do this one as well

She wore a yellow Ribbon?

I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!

[yachties23]

I have to do this one as well

She wore a yellow Ribbon?

I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!

John Wayne in George Washington McLintock

"Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?"

[chippewastud79]

"Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?"

Snatch

"Who's the wild man now?!"

[Demented]

"Who's the wild man now?!"

Rudy

“I'm the fû©king grim reaper baby. Can't kill me! You can burn me, you can even fû©king shoot me, but you just can motherfû©king kill me!”

[Demented]

“I'm the fû©king grim reaper baby. Can't kill me! You can burn me, you can even fû©king shoot me, but you just can motherfû©king kill me!”

Death Race

Try this...

“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?”

[boom]

Death Race

Try this...

“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?”

Evil Dead 2.

What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

[Starchild]

Evil Dead 2.

What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Reservoir Dogs

"For us to live any other way was nuts."

[yachties23]

Reservoir Dogs

"For us to live any other way was nuts."

Goodfellas.


this was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town

[Demented]

This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town

It's been three days... How about a new quote?

[yachties23]

It's been three days... How about a new quote?

That was Hyman Roth from Godfather 2 about Moe Green, kinda shocked nobody knew it.


Ok here goes

"Shiny. Lets be bad guys"

[bookman]

One of my fav. flicks is The Sweet Smell of Success with Lancaster and Curtis. Some quotes:

"The cat's in the bag and the bags in the river."

"My big toe would make a better president."

"You have the scruples of a guinea pig and the morals of a gangster."

"Your mouth is big as a basket and twice as empty."

"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie made of arsenic."

[PeteSB75]

One of my fav. flicks is The Sweet Smell of Success with Lancaster and Curtis. Some quotes:

"The cat's in the bag and the bags in the river."

"My big toe would make a better president."

"You have the scruples of a guinea pig and the morals of a gangster."

"Your mouth is big as a basket and twice as empty."

"I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie made of arsenic."

The idea is to identify the movie the previous post was quoting, then add your own.

That was Hyman Roth from Godfather 2 about Moe Green, kinda shocked nobody knew it.


Ok here goes

"Shiny. Lets be bad guys"

Serenity

"Hey, it's me."
"Prove it."
"You're a dick."
"Okay."

[aich75013]

"Hey, it's me."
"Prove it."
"You're a dick."
"Okay."

X-Men.


"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

[DoctorBJ]

blues brothers.

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in a sort of sun god robes, surrounded by a thousand naked women, screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Why am I the only person who has that dream?"

[elderboy02]

Real Genius

"Mister big shot, mister pill poppin' rock star. Who are you to judge, you ain't got nothin', big empty house, nothin', children you don't see, nothin', big ol' expensive tractor stuck in the mud, nothin"

[Starchild]

Real Genius

"Mister big shot, mister pill poppin' rock star. Who are you to judge, you ain't got nothin', big empty house, nothin', children you don't see, nothin', big ol' expensive tractor stuck in the mud, nothin"

Walk the Line

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee right off the trees. That was good. This is $hit, but hey, I'm in a police station."

[DoctorBJ]

usual suspects

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

[SvilleKid]

usual suspects

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

No takers????


OK, it's from "As Good As It Gets"

How about:

"You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat. "

[DonniePaul]

"You had a leak? You call what's goin' on around here a leak? Boy, the last time there was a leak like this, Noah built hisself a boat. "

Absence of Malice.

How about

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

[DoctorBJ]

Fight club

"All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now. "

[DonniePaul]

"All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now. "

Pitch Black

Awesome flick!

"It's a book about a man who doesn't know he's about to die and then dies. But if a man does know he's about to die and dies anyway. Dies willingly, knowing that he could stop it, then I mean, isn't that the type of man who you want to keep alive?"

[DoctorBJ]

stranger than fiction

"Language was invented for one reason, boys...to woo women. In that endeavor, laziness will not do."

[DonniePaul]

Dead Poets Society

"Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep."

[DoctorBJ]

Last Starfighter excellent and yet bad flick.

Not sure if this is enough to guess by but "We forgot to hook up the doll."

[replicant_argent]

Last Starfighter excellent and yet bad flick.

Not sure if this is enough to guess by but "We forgot to hook up the doll."

Weird Science?

[DoctorBJ]

Perfect!

[M1903A1]

"Louis, you're having a terrible nightmare. Go back to sleep."

I still use that one (sans "Louis") on people today. :D

[SvilleKid]

Weird Science?

You got it right, but you forgot to post a follow-up quote for the rest of us to guess! I'll give R_A til tomorrow, then post a quote for guessing.

[replicant_argent]

Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish.

[Batman]

Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish.

Blade Runner.

Quote "I'm not wearing hocky pants"

[yachties23]

Blade Runner.

Quote "I'm not wearing hocky pants"


Dark Knight :)

"and as long as I have teeth, I will bite you!"

[Starchild]

"and as long as I have teeth, I will bite you!"

There will be blood

"Everybody knows you never go full retard."

[OLS]

That is my boy Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder, explaining to Ben Stiller's character why his performance
in Simple Jack was not as good as he thought.


Will someone please settle this? In a Rolls Royce Corniche, the bar opens from left to right, not right to left, doesn't it?

[Fumes]

Will someone please settle this? In a Rolls Royce Corniche, the bar opens from left to right, not right to left, doesn't it?

Vibes.

"It's a bright guilty world."

[Demented]

"It's a bright guilty world."

The Lady from Shanghai.

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fu©king insulting. But the worst mistake you made... empty gun rack."

[Addiction]

The Lady from Shanghai.

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fu©king insulting. But the worst mistake you made... empty gun rack."

I forget about the name but its the follow up to pitch black. Happens in the first five minutes The Chronicles of Riddick maybe?

[T.G]

I forget about the name but its the follow up to pitch black. Happens in the first five minutes The Chronicles of Riddick maybe?

Yup.

Riddick to Tombs, on the ice planet, right before Riddick asks a few questions and then tosses Tombs out and jacks the ship.

Your quote?

[Addiction]

"Your life is defined by its opportunities......even the ones you miss."

[Demented]

"Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss."

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

"This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf."

[timo]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

"This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf."

Schindlers list


"Your a faker a mother faker"

[Starscream]

"Your a faker a mother faker"

The Ringer


"I think it would be fun to run a newspaper."

[kugie]

The Ringer


"I think it would be fun to run a newspaper."

Citizen kane

WHAT? You went over my helmet?

[Demented]

WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Spaceballs.

"A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question."

[Demented]

"A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now 'that's' a question.

Stardust.

Since I'll be off line for the next week or so, fingered I may as well post the answer... Anyone care to continue the thread?

D.

[SvilleKid]

Stardust.

Since I'll be off line for the next week or so, fingered I may as well post the answer... Anyone care to continue the thread?

D.

OK, here's one to keep thread going:

"You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk! "

[Pilon]

OK, here's one to keep thread going:

"You stay away from my wife, my life, my home, and my skunk! "

Fatal Instinct

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

[Starchild]

Fatal Instinct

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

True Romance

"I love my dead gay son!"

[Riff Raff]

True Romance

"I love my dead gay son!"


Heathers


Quote: Life is a banquet. The problem is, most of the poor slobs are starving to death!

[SNKBYT]

Quote: Life is a banquet. The problem is, most of the poor slobs are starving to death!

Apollo 13

"That's mighty brave talk for a one-eyed fat man"

[SvilleKid]

Apollo 13

"That's mighty brave talk for a one-eyed fat man"

True Grit

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

[kugie]

True Grit

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
teenage mutant ninja turtles


Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.
You said "anything Goes"
Anything goes, But he'll take it personal

[T.G]

teenage mutant ninja turtles


Whatever you do, don't hit him in the balls.
You said "anything Goes"
Anything goes, But he'll take it personal

X-Men

"I like painting the nude female form. Do you know why I like painting nudes?"
"Because you can't put t**ts on a bowl of fruit?"

[Demented]

"I like painting the nude female form. Do you know why I like painting nudes?" "Because you can't put Ŧits on a bowl of fruit?"

T.G. it's been five days, what say you post the answer and a more famous movie quote?

[T.G]

T.G. it's been five days, what say you post the answer and a more famous movie quote?

;s

I totally forgot about this.

That was from "Hank and Mike" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814131/) when Hank and Mike get called up to Mr. Pan's office, that was the opening dialouge between Mr. Pan and Hank. Very, very well done, quirky little indy film that really grows on you. First time I watched it I thought it was stupid, then gave it a second chance a few months later and quite enjoyed it.

Anyway....

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers."

[CBI_2]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers."

Clerks


"That girl has way too many brains to have an a$$ like that.

[SNKBYT]

"That girl has way too many brains to have an a$$ like that.

ROAD HOUSE

"Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?"

[Riff Raff]

The Wild Bunch.

"UTEENIE!" :r

[icehog3]

The Wild Bunch.

"UTEENIE!" :r

Looks like you've stumped the chump, Bill....a little help?

[ActionAndy]

The Wild Bunch.

"UTEENIE!" :r


Is it Star Wars? Doesn't the Jawa say something like that?

[SvilleKid]

The Wild Bunch.

"UTEENIE!" :r

How about a more famous quote?

I'll reset with a quote this evening if no solvers on Bill's quote.

[Demented]

I'll reset with a quote this evening if no solvers on Bill's quote.

YO, Sville, how about that quote?

[SvilleKid]

YO, Sville, how about that quote?

Well, he doesn't eat much, but he's a regular jackass, and hee-haw, hee-haw, he hawlways likes to be called Arthur.

[jwfish81]

Well, he doesn't eat much, but he's a regular jackass, and hee-haw, hee-haw, he hawlways likes to be called Arthur.

Maverick

Quote: "Samsonite! I was way off!"

[DoctorBJ]

dumb and dumber

"I'm pacing myself Sergeant."

[markem]

"I'm pacing myself Sergeant."

:r Stripes

In honor of Halloween ... "Put the candle back!"

[icehog3]

:r Stripes

In honor of Halloween ... "Put the candle back!"

Young Frankenstein. :D

In honor of Halloween....:"You've had your whole f***ing life to think things over...what good's a few more minutes going to do you now?"

[kugie]

Young Frankenstein. :D

In honor of Halloween....:"You've had your whole f***ing life to think things over...what good's a few more minutes going to do you now?"


Rning Scared?????
If I am wrong oh well

"Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? ..."

[str8edg]

The Witches of Eastwick

Another one for Halloween "Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"

[jwfish81]

Young Frankenstein. :D

In honor of Halloween....:"You've had your whole f***ing life to think things over...what good's a few more minutes going to do you now?"

The Shining

Quote: I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.

[str8edg]

Zoolander

I will go with this one again...

Another one for Halloween "Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"