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MajorCaptSilly
06-27-2009, 09:36 PM
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

adampc22
06-27-2009, 09:40 PM
yeh 20 cans or so will do it lol

Starscream
06-27-2009, 09:46 PM
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

MajorCaptSilly
06-27-2009, 09:51 PM
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.

I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

Starscream
06-27-2009, 09:53 PM
I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.

MCS

I postulated that at this conjecture that you were without a discombobulating doubt my soul mate as well. That preamblic thought is not disconcerting at all.

ahc4353
06-27-2009, 10:03 PM
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :D

taltos
06-28-2009, 04:25 AM
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :DScott is still stuck on Melanie.:D Scott, what you want to do now is drink the same amount of ice beer and see if you get more smashed.

elderboy02
06-28-2009, 08:47 AM
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.

Thank you,

MCS

Buzzed

:bs You aren't drunk or buzzed, you are typing too well. You need more misspelled words. :r

Sailkat
06-28-2009, 09:00 AM
The question is....how do you feel this morning?

MajorCaptSilly
06-28-2009, 09:43 AM
The question is....how do you feel this morning?

Not bad this morning. Needed a little Advil to get going.

MCS

icehog3
06-28-2009, 10:00 AM
I got drunk last night off heavy beer....it's like I am the Bizarro MCS. Abd I don't even have a postulate. :)

Silound
06-28-2009, 10:04 AM
Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.

shilala
06-28-2009, 10:12 AM
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)

Starscream
06-28-2009, 02:24 PM
Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.

If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.
Same here. I'm more of a liquor man.
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)

Let us know how that works out. I bet you'll be much brighter the following day.

SeanGAR
06-28-2009, 02:50 PM
For American lagers, regular is around 5% and light around 4-4.5%. The Miller 64 of course is lower, around 2.8%.

Texan in Mexico
06-28-2009, 05:34 PM
How about buttered toast always lands butterside down?

Mugen910
06-28-2009, 05:41 PM
Drinking light beer on an empty stomach and fast FTW!

Aldebaran
06-28-2009, 10:39 PM
I hate getting drunk on low ABV beer as then its just mostly water and your stomach feels like hell.