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MajorCaptSilly
06-27-2009, 09:36 PM
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.
Thank you,
MCS
Buzzed
adampc22
06-27-2009, 09:40 PM
yeh 20 cans or so will do it lol
Starscream
06-27-2009, 09:46 PM
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.
MajorCaptSilly
06-27-2009, 09:51 PM
I thought the alcohol content in beer and lite beer were the same.
I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.
MCS
Starscream
06-27-2009, 09:53 PM
I have not tested that postulate at this juncture. The fact that I can spell postulate at this point is flipping amazing. I love you Andy and I want to hold you and pat your head and tell you everything is gonna be alright. You're my soul brother and I am your biggest fan.
MCS
I postulated that at this conjecture that you were without a discombobulating doubt my soul mate as well. That preamblic thought is not disconcerting at all.
ahc4353
06-27-2009, 10:03 PM
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :D
taltos
06-28-2009, 04:25 AM
Just keep looking at that pic of Debra Harry Scott and everything will be all right. :DScott is still stuck on Melanie.:D Scott, what you want to do now is drink the same amount of ice beer and see if you get more smashed.
elderboy02
06-28-2009, 08:47 AM
You CAN get drunk off lite beer. You must drink them double fisted and very, very fast.
Thank you,
MCS
Buzzed
:bs You aren't drunk or buzzed, you are typing too well. You need more misspelled words. :r
Sailkat
06-28-2009, 09:00 AM
The question is....how do you feel this morning?
MajorCaptSilly
06-28-2009, 09:43 AM
The question is....how do you feel this morning?
Not bad this morning. Needed a little Advil to get going.
MCS
icehog3
06-28-2009, 10:00 AM
I got drunk last night off heavy beer....it's like I am the Bizarro MCS. Abd I don't even have a postulate. :)
Silound
06-28-2009, 10:04 AM
Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.
If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.
shilala
06-28-2009, 10:12 AM
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)
Starscream
06-28-2009, 02:24 PM
Hmm, beer won't do it for me. I can't hold enough liquid in my stomach to get drunk on beer....I can barely slam a beer without being too full to drink.
If all you needed was an advil this morning, you're doing just fine then. I know people who need to go to the local walk-in for an IV of fluids to get themselves moving after a night of heavy drinking.
Same here. I'm more of a liquor man.
I'm pretty stoked about this scientific side of MCS.
Tonight, see if you can get drunk off of lite bulbs.
We may be onto something. :tu
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday, too!!! :)
Let us know how that works out. I bet you'll be much brighter the following day.
SeanGAR
06-28-2009, 02:50 PM
For American lagers, regular is around 5% and light around 4-4.5%. The Miller 64 of course is lower, around 2.8%.
Texan in Mexico
06-28-2009, 05:34 PM
How about buttered toast always lands butterside down?
Mugen910
06-28-2009, 05:41 PM
Drinking light beer on an empty stomach and fast FTW!
Aldebaran
06-28-2009, 10:39 PM
I hate getting drunk on low ABV beer as then its just mostly water and your stomach feels like hell.
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