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Old 05-04-2014, 08:07 PM   #81
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Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude
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Old 05-04-2014, 08:27 PM   #82
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Speaking of "nah"

na nanananaaa nanananaaaa nanana nanana. nanananaaaaaaaaa



I bet no one knows what song that is.
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Old 05-04-2014, 08:50 PM   #83
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I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:04 AM   #84
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I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:29 AM   #85
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ain't good for nothin'....cept put a man six feet in a hole
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:29 AM   #86
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oh....I'm still a page behind...lol
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:32 AM   #87
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tell me why I don't like Mondays
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Old 05-05-2014, 09:33 AM   #88
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I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
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Old 05-05-2014, 10:49 AM   #89
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Don't bring me down, down down down down down
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Old 05-05-2014, 11:45 AM   #90
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**** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one, fo' a punk police with a badge and a gun, to be beatin' on, and thrown in jail, we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell....
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Old 05-05-2014, 11:49 AM   #91
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workin' 9 to 5.....
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Old 05-05-2014, 11:59 AM   #92
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Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:01 PM   #93
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He said, "I got to go but my friend can stick around"
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:11 PM   #94
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There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin
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No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
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Now I'm not like this, I'm really kinda shy, but I get this feeling, whenever you walk by...
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If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well,
What you see is only on the surface.
When you try to see the meaning hidden underneath,
The measure of the depth can be deceiving
The bottom has a rocky reputation.
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A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
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No.......why did you just do that....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmm...how about, "I CAMMMEE IN LIKE A WRRREECCCKING BALLLLLLL"

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There she was just a walking down the street...
Singing.... Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo
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