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Old 05-04-2014, 12:34 PM   #61
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Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:38 PM   #62
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The fire in her eyes, keeps me alive.....
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:41 PM   #63
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They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:43 PM   #64
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Behind a gun, I make my final stand...
That's why they call me Bad Company
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Old 05-04-2014, 01:10 PM   #65
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I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this
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Old 05-04-2014, 02:55 PM   #66
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...and the trees were all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw.
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Old 05-04-2014, 02:56 PM   #67
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when i b on da mic
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Old 05-04-2014, 03:09 PM   #68
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Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now?
Oops- that's what I get for not reading the OP carefully!

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
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Old 05-04-2014, 03:14 PM   #69
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When the party was nice, the party was bumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
Untill the fellas ": start the name callin': " {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls respond to the call
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Old 05-04-2014, 03:18 PM   #70
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You're still responding to your own earworms, Hugh.
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Old 05-04-2014, 03:51 PM   #71
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I give up!
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Old 05-04-2014, 04:02 PM   #72
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I don't know a song that goes "I give up!" :P

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Old 05-04-2014, 04:57 PM   #73
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My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....
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Old 05-04-2014, 05:16 PM   #74
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My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....
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Old 05-04-2014, 05:17 PM   #75
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On a long lonesome highway, east of Omaha.....
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Old 05-04-2014, 05:22 PM   #76
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Well, Leroy, he's a gambler,
and he likes his fancy clothes...
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Old 05-04-2014, 06:11 PM   #77
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And the colored girls go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."
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Standing in the rain, with his head hung low couldn't get a ticket was a sold out show..
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Old 05-04-2014, 06:17 PM   #79
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Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
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Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold....
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