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Old 05-03-2014, 04:13 PM   #41
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Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking...
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Old 05-03-2014, 04:30 PM   #42
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Well I'm standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona
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Old 05-03-2014, 04:42 PM   #43
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Little diddy about Jack and Diane..
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Old 05-03-2014, 04:57 PM   #44
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Take me out to the ball game......
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Old 05-03-2014, 06:46 PM   #45
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Born and raised in South Detroit.....
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Old 05-03-2014, 06:47 PM   #46
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Old 05-03-2014, 06:53 PM   #47
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Saw him standing there by the record machine, knew he musta been about seventeen...
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Old 05-03-2014, 07:01 PM   #48
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Come on, Eileen, oh, I swear (Well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, my thoughts (I confess)
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen
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Old 05-03-2014, 07:18 PM   #49
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Old 05-03-2014, 08:54 PM   #50
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I've been driving all niight, my hands wet on the wheel....
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Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:08 AM   #52
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Here I come again now, Baby, like a dog in heat....
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Old 05-04-2014, 12:15 AM   #53
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In the year 2525, if man is still alive.....
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Who let the dogs out??!!
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Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now?

At least they're a lot easier to guess when you use the song's title as your lyric.

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Old 05-04-2014, 12:13 PM   #57
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"Well I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
Roamed from town to town
to hide my shame..."
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My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt
Shoots as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow
It loads a mite slow, and soon I found out
It'll get you into trouble but it can't get you out
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I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
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Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed-freak jive
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