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Old 05-02-2014, 02:51 PM   #21
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On the road again.....
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Old 05-02-2014, 03:36 PM   #22
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Old 05-02-2014, 04:12 PM   #23
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I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises. All lies and jests
Still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest
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Old 05-02-2014, 05:39 PM   #24
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There is a house in New Orleans.....
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Old 05-02-2014, 07:52 PM   #25
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I've got one more silver dollar....
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Old 05-02-2014, 08:01 PM   #26
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But if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
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Old 05-02-2014, 08:03 PM   #27
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Sweet home Alabama.....
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If you want to talk fishing, well I guess that would be OK.
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Old 05-02-2014, 08:21 PM   #29
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Old 05-03-2014, 12:05 AM   #30
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All these lines on my face getting clearer, the past is gone.
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Old 05-03-2014, 12:07 AM   #31
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You are my candy, girl.


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Old 05-03-2014, 12:16 AM   #32
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But how do you thank someone who has taken you from crayons to perfume? It isn't easy but I'll trrrrryyyyyyy
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Old 05-03-2014, 06:27 AM   #33
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Old 05-03-2014, 08:41 AM   #36
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When the lights go down in the cit-tay.......
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Stoppin' on the by-ways, playin' rock'n'roll.....
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Blinded by the Light.....
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