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Old 07-31-2012, 02:08 PM   #61
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Hey Blak Smyth I think you had your new espresso attachments sent to the wrong place
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Old 07-31-2012, 02:14 PM   #62
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Old 07-31-2012, 02:17 PM   #63
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My office was wondering why I was laughing my A$$ off... I proceeded to show them this. El Hefe walked by and wondered why the office was laughing their A$$ off... I showed him the picture, and well, you can guess the rest.
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Old 07-31-2012, 02:43 PM   #65
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Hey, check out the new dress!




When you see it...
... THen I proceeded to keep scrolling. And the laughter hit a crescendo!
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:14 PM   #66
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Apparently I am tempermental, irritable and honest.
Well crap. I can't believe it. WTF.... I'll argue it til I die, (and you can trust that!), But it looks like I'm also temperamental, irritable and honest!!!
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:15 PM   #67
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She apparently doesn't need a real man.
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:19 PM   #68
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Hey, check out the new dress!




When you see it...
That's one heck of a thread hanging under her left arm. I bet if she pulls it out, the whole dress will fall right off (thread too) I also notice that she has her shower curtain outside of the tub. The floor is going to get all wet if she uses it like that!
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:20 PM   #69
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She apparently doesn't need a real man.
Well the bottle of motrin, that string hanging off her back, the uneven part in her hair, being too thrifty with the soap while wasting toothpaste and leaving jello in unsanitary conditions are all factors that undoubtably prevent her from landing mr. right.

Although she is handy with a razor and owns or borrows a decent enough camera...
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:20 PM   #70
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Old 07-31-2012, 03:34 PM   #71
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I'm sure that there is a story . . . and it could involve beer . . .
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my guess - accelerate down the sidewalk, slip past the first pole then quickly jerk the wheel hard and turn left into the second pole
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Look at the width of the sidewalk.
Came from right side riding on sidewalk and slammed into post.
Sorry to ruin it.
OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?
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OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?
At that point, she looked up from texting, realized where she was and panicked? just a thought!
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OK, but why? Once you cleared the first post, shouldn't you try to clear the second one also?
Most likely because of alcohol, alcohol didn't want to clear the second pole!
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At that point, she looked up from texting, realized where she was and panicked? just a thought!
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