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Old 04-07-2014, 08:15 AM   #2961
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Old 04-07-2014, 07:49 PM   #2963
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Old 04-07-2014, 08:57 PM   #2967
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Old 04-08-2014, 06:10 AM   #2968
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Old 04-08-2014, 06:26 AM   #2969
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Pretty funny.

Truth be told, Puerto Rico was trying to figure out what their flag would look like.
It was a very famous Cuban liberator that offered Puerto Rico to take the Cuban flag colors and invert them.

So........I think it's Captain America who copied from Cuba.
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Time for a couple of people to check their shorts...

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Old 04-09-2014, 10:11 AM   #2971
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:23 AM   #2972
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Yeah, I don't get why there are cameras rolling. I know that when I'm driving or standing on a street corner, there is never a rolling camera.

Are these scripted?
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Old 04-10-2014, 11:36 AM   #2973
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Yeah, I don't get why there are cameras rolling. I know that when I'm driving or standing on a street corner, there is never a rolling camera.

Are these scripted?
A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted
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Amazing.
Wish more states would be 100% with dash cams. Not allowed on FL windshields.

Goes to show, there are dumb people all over the world.

Love the ones that just keep walking as if nothing happened.
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A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted
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A lot of people, particularly in european countries, have dash cams always rolling in case somebody intentionally jumps in fron of their car or does something else to try to get money out of the driver. I doubt any of these were scripted
I worked for a company here in CA, DriveCam, their cameras are used in many buses (front and back cameras),, waste management companies, public transportation systems, Time Warner cable uses them, etc.,

The video can then be downloaded manually or over cell / wifi signals to a server where it can be reviewed or downloaded. There was a big accident a few years go in NY where a drunk kid in a pickup hit a wedding limo headon and killed the limo driver and I believe the bride and a little girl that was with them, it was one of the first times that this kind of record was allowed in a trial and showed beyond doubt the pickup was in the wrong lane and struck the limo head on, the drivers defense was it that it was the limo swerving toward him or something stupid.


Edit: Ok so they have changed the clip lengthy from 30/30...

The DriveCam Video Event Recorder (VER) continually records driving data and provide continuous feedback to the driver. Additionally, video and audio – focused on the road outside the vehicle and on the driver – are continually recorded on a short loop but only stored when the vehicle exceeds a preset threshold (e.g. hard braking or a collision). Recorded video and audio includes up to eight seconds before an event and four seconds after.

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