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Old 05-23-2012, 04:02 AM   #6221
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This man is a Jedi Master of Trolling!
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Old 05-23-2012, 09:54 AM   #6226
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Old 05-23-2012, 09:59 AM   #6227
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Old 05-23-2012, 11:31 AM   #6228
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That dog has got the Vulcan Nerve Pinch down pat!!!
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Old 05-23-2012, 11:57 AM   #6229
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^ I know that bear! He's in a Sequim, WA drive thru zoo. Seems to me he was either a circus bear or tv/movie star before retiring to the park.
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So...I wonder if it landed on it's feet???
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That was damn funny. I am going to use this technique for my neighbor that screams down our street on his Harley blaring crapping butt rock at 2am.
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That was damn funny. I am going to use this technique for my neighbor that screams down our street on his Harley blaring crapping butt rock at 2am.
You're going to put his Harley in the mail box?
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You're going to put his Harley in the mail box?

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LOL!!!!!
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You're going to put his Harley in the mail box?
Yes, yes I am.
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Pray tell, what is crapping butt rock?
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Pray tell, what is crapping butt rock?
I guessing one could add "crappy" to the following description to come up with something close?
(description is clean, despite the site, lol) http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2139728
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