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08-14-2011, 07:05 PM

A man took his grandson fishing. While out in the boat, the man took out a cigar, lit it, and started smoking, obviously enjoying the smoke. The grandson asked "Grampa, can I have a cigar?" Grandpa replied "Well, can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" "Well, no". replied the boy. "Then you are too young for cigars", said the Grandpa.
The next day, they went fishing again. This time, the grandfather popped a beer, and sipped it with a big old smile on his face. "Can I have some beer?" the boy asked. "Well, can you touch your penis to your butthole?" replied the grandfather. "No" said the boy. "Then you are too young to have beer" said the grandfather.
The next day they went fishing again, and before they left the boy's grandmother handed him a lunch bag. While out in the boat, the boy looked in the bag and saw some delicious chocolate chip cookies, and proceeded to eat one. "Can I have a cookie?" asked the grandfather. "Well," said the boy, "can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" asked the boy. The grandfather, thinking he had one up on the boy, said "Yes I can!" "Good" said the boy, "then go f$%k yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me!"

Aporschaguy · 08-14-2011, 07:08 PM

That's great....

DPD6030 · 08-14-2011, 07:10 PM

kelmac07 · 08-14-2011, 07:15 PM

Skywalker · 08-15-2011, 11:43 AM

STEVE S · 08-15-2011, 01:20 PM

Ogre · 08-15-2011, 01:22 PM

08-14-2011, 07:05 PM	#1
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Denied A man took his grandson fishing. While out in the boat, the man took out a cigar, lit it, and started smoking, obviously enjoying the smoke. The grandson asked "Grampa, can I have a cigar?" Grandpa replied "Well, can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" "Well, no". replied the boy. "Then you are too young for cigars", said the Grandpa. The next day, they went fishing again. This time, the grandfather popped a beer, and sipped it with a big old smile on his face. "Can I have some beer?" the boy asked. "Well, can you touch your penis to your butthole?" replied the grandfather. "No" said the boy. "Then you are too young to have beer" said the grandfather. The next day they went fishing again, and before they left the boy's grandmother handed him a lunch bag. While out in the boat, the boy looked in the bag and saw some delicious chocolate chip cookies, and proceeded to eat one. "Can I have a cookie?" asked the grandfather. "Well," said the boy, "can you touch your penis to your butt hole?" asked the boy. The grandfather, thinking he had one up on the boy, said "Yes I can!" "Good" said the boy, "then go f$%k yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me!"

08-14-2011, 07:08 PM	#2
Aporschaguy Two sheets to the wind! Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Great white north Posts: 218 Trading: (0)	Re: Denied That's great.... __________________ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

08-14-2011, 07:10 PM	#3
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Denied

08-14-2011, 07:15 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Denied __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-15-2011, 11:43 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Denied __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-15-2011, 01:20 PM	#6
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Denied __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

08-15-2011, 01:22 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Denied __________________