peeing in the bushes

BigAl_SC · 12-17-2008, 02:35 PM

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma ‘am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…”
“Damn!” says the little old lady … “I’d better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!”
“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?”
“Oh, no”, says the little old lady.
“You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!”
So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!’”
“Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “Good luck!” By the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well”, says the little old lady, “Not all of them pay”

GKitty · 12-17-2008, 02:43 PM

Good stuff!!

dunng · 12-17-2008, 03:46 PM

Ouchie...

csbrewfisher · 12-17-2008, 04:05 PM

TonySmith · 12-17-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

Good stuff!!

A women would think that was funny

01-10-2009, 02:31 AM

Lmao!

G G · 01-11-2009, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TonySmith

A women would think that was funny

Agreed.

Starscream · 01-18-2009, 08:55 PM

MedicCook · 01-18-2009, 11:04 PM

Ouch.

12-17-2008, 02:35 PM	#1
BigAl_SC The last mango in Paris Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alan Location: Simpsonville, SC Posts: 213 Trading: (7)	peeing in the bushes A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma ‘am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag…” “Damn!” says the little old lady … “I’d better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!” “Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no”, says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there’s a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!” So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I yell: ‘$20 or off it comes!’” “Hey, not a bad idea!” laughs the cop. “Good luck!” By the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Well”, says the little old lady, “Not all of them pay” __________________ Coldblooded,calculation,unprincipled,usurper, without a virtue,knowing nothing of commerce,political economy,or civil government,and supplying ignorance by bold presumption. Thomas Jefferson

12-17-2008, 02:43 PM	#2
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: peeing in the bushes Good stuff!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

12-17-2008, 03:46 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: peeing in the bushes Ouchie... __________________ MassHole Banter

12-17-2008, 04:05 PM	#4
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: peeing in the bushes

01-10-2009, 02:31 AM	#6
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: peeing in the bushes Lmao!

01-18-2009, 08:55 PM	#8
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: peeing in the bushes __________________ Insert quote here.

01-18-2009, 11:04 PM	#9
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: peeing in the bushes Ouch.