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Old 06-04-2020, 07:39 AM   #1
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Default I can reLATE...

Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time.

I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution.

"Is there another door I could use?"
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Old 06-04-2020, 08:18 AM   #2
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Sounds like a logical solution to me.
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Old 06-05-2020, 08:18 AM   #5
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