Why I Love Cigars

04-25-2009, 04:32 AM

Number 10) They are nice to touch, smell, lick and play with.

Number 9) They never ask if you think they are fat.

Number 8) They patiently wait for you to give them some attention and never complain that you don't pay them any attention unless you want to smoke them.

Number 7) They never say, "not tonight, it's the wrong time of the month."

Number 6) They don't make you watch "Ghost Whisperer" and cry at the sappy ending.

Number 5) They always get hot every time you want them to and never say, "don't mess up my new hair do".

Number 4) You can enjoy them when you are alone, or with friends and they never complain on fishing trips.

Number 3) You have to spend money on them to get them, but you always get something back from them you enjoy.

Number 2) They will never say they are leaving you but you are the one who has to get out of the house and give them three/quarters of everything you own.

Number 1) I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party.

I do Love my Cigars

Git R Smoked

Jimbo14 · 04-25-2009, 07:26 AM

Hahaha, I am really hoping number one actully happened.

WildBlueSooner · 04-25-2009, 09:08 AM

I actually did smoke a cigar while watching "Ghost Whisperer"...this might make me gay but it was my idea

G G · 04-25-2009, 09:13 AM

That's funny Halle.

rennD · 04-25-2009, 09:19 AM

So ... Did Number 1 really happen?

04-25-2009, 11:35 AM

I'll never tell and don't bring it up around my wife.

SmokinCozy · 04-25-2009, 11:56 AM

No. 1

too damn funny

bobarian · 04-25-2009, 11:58 AM

Why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???

poriggity · 04-25-2009, 12:36 PM

Hahahhaa.. Nice!!

Ragin Cajun · 04-25-2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian

Why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???

'Cause someone has a sick sense of humor

rennD · 04-25-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian

why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???

karma

04-25-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

I actually did smoke a cigar while watching "Ghost Whisperer"...this might make me gay but it was my idea

I have to admit to watching that show a time or two...wonder why?

papajohn67 · 04-25-2009, 04:05 PM

I smoke um to "save the children".

karmaz00 · 04-25-2009, 05:56 PM

good one

Skywalker · 04-25-2009, 06:01 PM

WOW!!!

Jimbo14 · 04-25-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drhalle

I'll never tell and don't bring it up around my wife.

Haha classic. Somebody buy that man a beer.

cigarwife · 04-25-2009, 10:53 PM

Why I love that my husband smokes cigars:

Number 5) When it's that time of the month I can say, "leave me alone! Go smoke a cigar or something!"

Number 4) I get a lot of Saturdays free (HERF days) to do my own things...like go shopping.

Number 3) When he spends money on cigars I get to spend money too.

I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party.

Number 2) If he ever said that to my sister I could get rid of him and sell all of his cigars.

Number 1) I have made a lot of new friends on this board.

I had to put a nice one in there somewhere. I love my BABOTL's!!

04-25-2009, 04:32 AM	#1
drhalle Guest Posts: n/a	Why I Love Cigars Number 10) They are nice to touch, smell, lick and play with. Number 9) They never ask if you think they are fat. Number 8) They patiently wait for you to give them some attention and never complain that you don't pay them any attention unless you want to smoke them. Number 7) They never say, "not tonight, it's the wrong time of the month." Number 6) They don't make you watch "Ghost Whisperer" and cry at the sappy ending. Number 5) They always get hot every time you want them to and never say, "don't mess up my new hair do". Number 4) You can enjoy them when you are alone, or with friends and they never complain on fishing trips. Number 3) You have to spend money on them to get them, but you always get something back from them you enjoy. Number 2) They will never say they are leaving you but you are the one who has to get out of the house and give them three/quarters of everything you own. Number 1) I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party. I do Love my Cigars Git R Smoked

04-25-2009, 07:26 AM	#2
Jimbo14 Habano Man Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: James Location: Australia Posts: 483 Trading: (0)	Re: Why I Love Cigars Hahaha, I am really hoping number one actully happened.

04-25-2009, 09:08 AM	#3
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Why I Love Cigars I actually did smoke a cigar while watching "Ghost Whisperer"...this might make me gay but it was my idea __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-25-2009, 09:13 AM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Why I Love Cigars That's funny Halle.

04-25-2009, 09:19 AM	#5
rennD NinfaManiac Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Carl Location: In a Cloud of Siglo Smoke Posts: 1,452 Trading: (19)	Re: Why I Love Cigars So ... Did Number 1 really happen? __________________ *Any cigars portrayed in this post that appear to be Cuban in origin are completely fictional in nature. Any resemblance between these cigars and actual Cuban cigars is unintended and coincidental.*

04-25-2009, 11:35 AM	#6
drhalle Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why I Love Cigars I'll never tell and don't bring it up around my wife.

04-25-2009, 11:56 AM	#7
SmokinCozy I don't smoke that Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: Los Angeles Posts: 562 Trading: (47)	Re: Why I Love Cigars No. 1 too damn funny __________________ And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain..

04-25-2009, 11:58 AM	#8
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: Why I Love Cigars Why is it that the sister is always the smoking hot slut???

04-25-2009, 12:36 PM	#9
poriggity Cigar Zombie Fo Life! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Lake Arrowhead, Ca Posts: 806 Trading: (13)	Re: Why I Love Cigars Hahahhaa.. Nice!! __________________ Bearded Dad Blog

04-25-2009, 04:05 PM	#13
papajohn67 Reprobate From The 101st Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 911 Trading: (62)	Re: Why I Love Cigars I smoke um to "save the children".

04-25-2009, 05:56 PM	#14
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Why I Love Cigars good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-25-2009, 06:01 PM	#15
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Why I Love Cigars WOW!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-25-2009, 10:53 PM	#17
cigarwife Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Heather Location: Chico, Ca Posts: 78 Trading: (1)	Re: Why I Love Cigars Why I love that my husband smokes cigars: Number 5) When it's that time of the month I can say, "leave me alone! Go smoke a cigar or something!" Number 4) I get a lot of Saturdays free (HERF days) to do my own things...like go shopping. Number 3) When he spends money on cigars I get to spend money too. I've never had to send flowers and apologize to my cigars after getting drunk and telling their younger sister she looks like a **** star and I have a camera in my car at their parents Anniversary Party. Number 2) If he ever said that to my sister I could get rid of him and sell all of his cigars. Number 1) I have made a lot of new friends on this board. I had to put a nice one in there somewhere. I love my BABOTL's!! __________________ -Heather