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Old 05-02-2009, 10:44 AM   #1
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Default Benefits of Beer/Wine over Water -

This got passed along to me. First I was going to post it in the jokes section - but I think it's better served here -

"As David Auerbach once said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service."



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Old 05-02-2009, 10:57 AM   #2
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Old 05-02-2009, 11:03 AM   #3
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Agreed! Even most bottled waters bacteria levels are higher than what come out the tap! I'm sticking to my beer & bourbon!
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