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Old 11-17-2011, 12:14 PM   #1
Jasonw560
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Was at the best B&M in this area, and got a business card. As I was talking to the salesgirl and I were talking about pipes.

She handed me their business card, and here's what is printed on the back:

Bad men want their woman to be like cigarettes-slender and trim, all in a row to be selected at will, set aflame and when the flame has subsided, discarded, only to select another.

The fastidious man wants his woman to be like a cigar-they are more expensive, they make a better appearance, they alst longer, for after all, if the brand is good, they are seldom discarded but used to the end.

The good man wants his woman to be like his pipe-something he becomes attached to, knocks gently but lovingly and takes good care of always.

A man will give you a cigarette, offer you a cigar, but never share his pipe!
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