Celebrate

retired · 03-25-2021, 07:23 AM

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”
“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”
The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!”

icehog3 · 03-25-2021, 08:07 AM

That's awesome!

Brlesq · 03-25-2021, 08:50 AM

Porch Dweller · 03-25-2021, 08:51 AM

Steve · 03-25-2021, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

That's awesome!

Depends on the point your view Admiral...not sure the monks agree!

markem · 03-25-2021, 10:06 AM

Story of my life!

Havanaaddict · 03-25-2021, 01:04 PM

CigarNut · 03-26-2021, 07:36 PM

03-25-2021, 07:23 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Celebrate A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.” He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. “We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!” “Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?” The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!” __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

03-25-2021, 08:07 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,523 Trading: (61)	Re: Celebrate That's awesome! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-25-2021, 08:50 AM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,015 Trading: (17)	Re: Celebrate __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

03-25-2021, 08:51 AM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,150 Trading: (24)	Re: Celebrate __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

03-25-2021, 10:06 AM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,502 Trading: (47)	Re: Celebrate Story of my life! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-25-2021, 01:04 PM	#7
Havanaaddict Man in Black!!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: V.I.P Room Partagas Factory Posts: 3,350 Trading: (1)	Re: Celebrate __________________ "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." "Hav-a-na nice day"

03-26-2021, 07:36 PM	#8
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Celebrate __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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