Why I Don't Hang In Bars

The Poet · 12-23-2014, 10:05 AM

You should really be over sixty to even be allowed to read this story. If
you're not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to
appreciate it...

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail
lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive
after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He
presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).

The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a
sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here
often?"

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My first thought was it's a wonder if he comes at all.

CigarNut · 12-23-2014, 10:30 AM

Porch Dweller · 12-23-2014, 01:19 PM

baust55 · 01-03-2015, 08:19 PM

ha yes

what

icehog3 · 01-04-2015, 12:28 AM

I forgot the joke already, Thomas, can you post it again?

shilala · 01-04-2015, 08:16 AM

hammondc · 01-04-2015, 08:56 AM

"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's "

12-23-2014, 10:05 AM	#1
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Why I Don't Hang In Bars You should really be over sixty to even be allowed to read this story. If you're not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to appreciate it... A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image. Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies). The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?" --------------------------------------------- My first thought was it's a wonder if he comes at all. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

12-23-2014, 10:30 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

12-23-2014, 01:19 PM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,154 Trading: (24)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

01-03-2015, 08:19 PM	#4
baust55 AUSTIN Join Date: Oct 2013 First Name: JAMES Location: NEBRASKA Posts: 241 Trading: (1)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars ha yes what __________________ AUSTIN S.E. Nebraska

01-04-2015, 12:28 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,536 Trading: (61)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars I forgot the joke already, Thomas, can you post it again? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-04-2015, 08:16 AM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars __________________

01-04-2015, 08:56 AM	#7
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,625 Trading: (17)	Re: Why I Don't Hang In Bars "I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's "