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Old 11-30-2010, 06:30 PM   #981
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:15 PM   #982
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:15 AM   #983
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I hope that's a fart,
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:20 AM   #984
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or, at least, that it doesn't look furry.
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:21 AM   #985
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I really could use a good whisky.
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Old 12-01-2010, 09:25 AM   #986
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:02 AM   #987
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:07 AM   #988
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:28 AM   #989
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Old 12-01-2010, 10:39 AM   #990
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The year is almost over
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Old 12-01-2010, 12:10 PM   #991
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And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
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Old 12-01-2010, 01:13 PM   #992
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Old 12-01-2010, 01:49 PM   #993
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:32 PM   #994
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and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
Alas, too bad for my long suffering lover
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:33 PM   #995
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One of the PC's just got a virus
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:35 PM   #996
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So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
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Now my ears, they just bleed,
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:44 PM   #998
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Old 12-01-2010, 02:48 PM   #999
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So this Luddite went back to papyrus.
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I think I might go see a movie.
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